Zookeeper Dick Rip

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Burial Flux

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Man, it sure is cool having an intact penis
Wait
Did I remember to lock the chimp enclosure
F*ck
No no no no no no no, please no
Chimps Ripped off my fucking cock

Did you see
Did you see what they did
Did you see how they took away my chance to have a kid
Hopefully a prosthetic can fix this disaster
But all my cries of agony were met with monkey laughter

Why did this happen to me
I should have been more friendly
To the captive chimpanzees
On their dick rip frenzy

I'm running for my life and now I see
That all these monkeys are after me
I'm going fast but I can't outrun my past
Maybe this bond was never meant to last

I was going to see My urologist
But the chimps have taken the place from which I pissed
Clasped in a clenched monkey fist
My balls roll around aimlessly adrift

The Armadillo escaped his home
To the land where monkeys roam
The monkeys smash him with a rock
And slapped him with my severed cock

Upon the stars I gaze and see Army in a rage
The armadillo once my friend
Telling me the reign of the chimps must end

Why did this happen to me
I should have been more friendly
To the captive chimpanzees
On their dick rip frenzy

And now I'm done running I will stand my ground
I look around to see
The guy who killed Harambe
I know where the future lies this isn't where I die
We gather reinforcements to defeat the monkey forces

They managed to free all the animals
On the backs of rhinos they sat getting ready to attack

The battle commences and we raise our defenses
Next to my brother that I trust
We try to fight but it's too much
They are killing all of us

No more monkeys jumping on the bed

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