Casimir & Sasquatch, An Improbable Pair (Full Mix)

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Ladies and gentlemen uh ladies and gentlemen
Listen listen are you listening?
I don't I don't see are you listening ladies and gentlmen?
Okay ladies and gentlemen everybody knows I'm a great storyteller
Probably the best storyteller you've ever heard
And let me tell you I've got a tremendous story for you today
You're not gonna believe this story folks but it's a true story
Believe me I've got the best stories
So there I was folks at one of my beautiful golf courses
Mar-a-Lago the best golf course in the world everybody
Knows that and I'm out there having a tremendous round
Of golf hitting those balls like nobody's business
I mean I've got the best swing nobody swings like me believe me
And all of a sudden folks out of the woods comes this big powerful
Creature it's massive massive it's Bigfoot they call him
Now let me tell you Bigfoot and I we're great friends
The best friends he's a tremendous guy really tremendous!
You wouldn't believe how well we get along
So Bigfoot comes up to me and he's like
"Donald you're doing a fantastic job as President"
And I said "Thank you Bigfoot who has the same
Accent as me I appreciate that!
You're doing a fantastic job of being Big uh having big feet"
And he laughed let me tell you he's got a great laugh
Very very big just like him
We started talking about business because that's what we do
Folks we're both experts in business the best Bigfoot has this
incredible business sense nobody's got business sense like Bigfoot
He told me he's been investing in real estate
buying up whole forests and mountains just tremendous investments!
And I said "Bigfoot you're doing a fantastic job
Really fantastic nobody's investing in land like you are!"
And he patted me on the back you know he's got these big hands
Too huge hands and it was like a pat from a bear a friendly bear
We played golf together folks and uh me and Bigfoot you know
If you can believe it I mean I'm a great golfer nobody plays golf like me
But Bigfoot he's got this incredible swing very powerful swing
He hits that ball and it goes flying just tremendous!
At the end of the day we sat down had a fantastic meal
Really fantastic I had a steak the best steak
You've ever had folks Bigfoot had some berries
He loves his berries and I said "Bigfoot you're eating
Those berries like nobody's business just tremendous!"
So let me tell you folks Bigfoot and I
We're best friends we talk business we play golf
We have meals together and he's a tremendous guy
Really tremendous nobody's got a friend like Bigfoot nobody!
And that's the story believe me it really is!
The best story you've ever heard!
And then we sat down and we wrote this song
For Dr Replay you know we just wrote it for him!
Well gather 'round my pals I've got a tale so rare
A story that's so odd you'll think I'm just pulling your hair
I was wandering in the woods just killing some time
When I saw a giant figure it was far from a crime
Now let me set the scene let your minds run so wild
Yeti abominable snowman skunkape let's get reconciled
For all of these are names for the same big old guy
So brace yourselves now because this tale can't lie!
Oh Sasquatch Sasquatch he's a creature quite unique
With just one word he speaks though his meaning's not oblique
He'd "rawr" and he'd roar and the forest would echo back
A misunderstood linguist on this comedic track
I said "Hey there friend what's your name do you see?"
He blinked and he scratched then replied "Rawr you and me!"
He had a charm about him that much I could tell
With every "rawr" he shared he got along with me quite swell
He'd "rawr" for yes "rawr" for no it was quite a scene!
We laughed at his lingo something truly unforeseen
We shared stories and we shared our jokes in our own special way
A friendship that blossomed it brightened each Day
Sasquatch oh Sasquatch a mystery in the glen
"Rawr"-ing tales of his life again and again
He'd "rawr" and he'd stomp under Moons' gentle Light
A spectacle so odd yet pure delight
So remember this tale when things start feeling bland
Of a "rawr"-ing creature a friend quite grand
Casimir and Sasquatch the oddest pair
With laughter and "rawrs" a friendship rare!
Sasquatch oh Sasquatch in memory roars
A legend of the forest with heart at its core
He vanished with a "rawr" into the Night's embrace
Leaving behind a smile on my face
So there you have it folks my odd story spun
A true account no lies beneath the setting Sun
Remember my buddies in the moments we share
Even "rawrs" have meaning in the bonds we wear

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