COCK ON THE COB

Retained Surgical Instrument


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First you take the penis
And get it nice and clean
Get your kitchen ready
Tonight were gonna eat

Cut off imperfections
Like the bumps and warts
Fill a pot with water
I'd say about a quart

Bring it to a boil
Salt to taste
Submerge the whole cock
Tip to base

Give it a few minutes
Four to five
Until its tender
Hell I'd eat that dick alive

Then you get some butter
Cant eat this cock dry
Needs some salt and garlic
Wanna have a try?

Lay out all the plates
Tonight were having guests
Cocks on the menu
I serve the best

I know what your thinking
Why would I eat dicks?
Protein shouldn't go to waste I think I earned it

Dicks don't deserve dicks
I liked hearing them cry
When I cut their dicks off
I felt so alive

Cock on the cob

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Written by: Vic Gregg

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