Barry

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Barry Slorridge

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I once knew a man called Barry
Who would compact his urethra
With dog faeces
Hand a tiny bespoke spoon
To a prostitute
Shout PUDDING TIME!
And make her eat
The dog faeces out of his urethra
With the tiny bespoke spoon
When the prostitute evidently
Starting vomiting
He would throw more money
At her while
Continuously laughing
Half the time
When the prostitute had finished
Eating the dog faeces
Out of his urethra
With the tiny bespoke spoon
He would punch her in the face
And take back his money
I think there's something
More degrading about letting her
Keep the money though
Like she has been
Bought
Owned
And discarded
When we went to the pub
Barry always had a continuous
Smile on his face
And only ever said one sentence
"Every woman has her price"
I heard he had progressed
His activities onto non-prostitutes
But I haven't heard from him in years now

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