Scene 9: Well, Well, Well...

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Kent Robson Stowe

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Okay, okay, Jesus, screw you too, alarm
Oh, thank God, it was just a dream
I mean, the book's right here, and I left it at the tree line when I ran
So yeah, just a really, really bad dream, and, shit, I'm late
Good morning, Uncle Max, sorry, overslept
Ah, you didn't miss much, no customers yet
Oh, but here comes one now
Okay, remember, game face
Hi, welcome to the Sleepy Owl Bookstore, how can we help you
Max, that's Detective Blenda, you know, from the true crime TV show The Murder Master
Never heard of it
He solved between 20 and 200 murders, no one really knows for sure
Well, well, well
That's his famous catchphrase from the show
Looks like I have a fan
True crime is over there in the T's
I'm not here to shop, hikers just found some skeletal remains in that tree line right behind this store
Is it okay if I ask you a few questions
Holy shit, I wasn't dreaming
What was that
Uh, nothing, I, I said nothing
Don't mind my niece, she's weird
You are the owner here
I'm Max, and yes, I'm the owner, and this is Lexi
She's staying with me and working here for the fall
Well, well, well
Two possible witnesses
So you are both living in the apartment above the store
Yeah
Either of you see anything or anyone suspicious out by that tree line recently
No, I don't think so
You know, I've never even thought to look in that direction
Do either of you smoke marijuana
What
Toke, reefer, blaze chronic, like to burn one
No
I mean, not since my college days
I smoked, but I didn't exhale
Sorry
What about you
Uh, never
No, not my, not my scene
Why
Eh, it's probably nothing
If you think of anything, here's my card
Oh, one more thing
What are your shoe sizes
My shoe size
Eleven
What about you
Um, you know, like an eight
Women's eight, I mean
Because I'm a woman, aren't I
Not like I wear men's shoes
What is up with you today
That's all I need for now
Thank you both for your cooperation
Oh, and don't leave town
F*ck

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