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It's Christmas Eve, you know I'm lying in bed
But here I'm tossin' and turnin' from all these thoughts in my head
I want a new drum beat machine, but that might not be, you see
Cause I have been so naughty since the start of the year, my G
And I think this just Santa, is comin
To bring a whole lot of nothing to little Seepie
Who TP'd his neighbor's house and graffitied his name
Upon a fuckin' billboard of a lawyer who's greedy
And I've been feelin' so freaky, been fucking raw and so deeply
It's just so hard to say no when Mrs. Kringle's so easy
Yeah, I've been eatin' her cookie while playin' hooky to nooky
We did the white Christmas boogie when she confirmed I'm no rookie
It's Christmas Eve and I'll be gettin' no gifts
Cause I've been breakin' laws and smokin' the piff
It's Christmas Eve and I'll be gettin' no gifts
Cause doin' what I shouldn't do is what I cannot resist
It's Christmas Eve and now I'm sparkin' a spliff
I'm tryin' to sleep, you know my mind is adrift
I keep on rollin' the reefer while music blasts out my speakers
I'm pushin' 90, drivin' naked cause I am a thrill seeker
I got like three parking tickets, all of my songs are explicit
What I collect is illicit, I told the Grinch he could lick it
Prank called this guy down in Texas, said he's the sexiest sexist
That I had ever had sex with, he said he's not one to mess with
But I'm infectiously reckless, before we got disconnected
Asked if he'd buy me a necklace, I checked that prank off my checklist
It's Christmas Eve and I'll be gettin' no gifts
Cause I've been breakin' laws and smokin' the piff
It's Christmas Eve and I'll be gettin' no gifts
Cause doin' what I shouldn't do is what I cannot resist
It's Christmas Eve and now I'm sparkin' a spliff
I'm tryin' to sleep, you know my mind is adrift
Some psilocybin for vibin
Some cash to spend or use bribin
A stick to push in the spokes
Of douchey cyclist blokes
A bag of laxative powder to give the Grinch in his chowder
A little lube to get slippery with employees at Tiffany's
Yo, I had an epiphany, no gifts for me this Christmas G
Cause what I want will bring misery, sabotage my own victory
This is a festive confession about my low-key aggression
Towards the people all around me who tell me what's accepted
They try to stop my transgressions and train me never to question
Success defined as possessions, but f*ck that narrow perspective
This holiday and this season gives us a reason to present
Our love the people all around us who don't have what they're needing
I never know when I'm leavin'
Spread love to those who are breathin'
I've been so focused on myself, forgot how others are feelin
And I don't care about presents, and I don't care about gifts
Because reactions of my actions, they will always exist
But really what I want for Christmas is a moment to be
Where every soul across the world is harmonizin' with peace
It's Christmas Eve and I'll be gettin' no gifts
Cuz I've been breakin' laws and smokin' the piff
It's Christmas Eve and I'll be gettin' no gifts
Cuz doin' what I shouldn't do is what I cannot resist
On second thought, you know I'm gettin' a gift
Another lump of coal from Mr. Kringley Kris

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