Dirty Pirate Anthem

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The Dirty Pirates

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Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Crank
Feet on the deck, hella rum in my tank
Poop deck clean, and our hearts Devout
We raise the Dirty Pirate Flag and roll the 60 inch out

Smashing through the waves rolling deep, 3 knots
We smoke a bowl of weed and we take 3 shots

Yeah we swing aboard your ship, only have my crew ready
Our cannons aren't working and my swords to heavy

WE GOT SCHMEATED, WE GOT SCHMEATED
Attacked a pretty ship, got sunk and defeated
WE GOT SCHMEATED, WE GOT SCHMEATED
We're known for getting toasted, and our asses getting beated.

And we're back on the sea, rolling hella weed
We just got defeated and we want a round 3
Our guns are soaking wet, and we don't give a f*ck
If we see a pretty ship, then we gonna f*ck it up

AYYYY
We hit the griddy nonstop, BITCH
AYYYY
We buss it down and make it drop, BITCH
Climbing up your ladder dirty pirates till we die
Suck down 3 more shots of vodka, sniffing glue, getting high

WE GOT SCHMEATED, WE GOT SCHMEATED
Attacked a pretty ship, got sunk and defeated
WE GOT SCHMEATED, WE GOT SCHMEATED
We're known for getting toasted, and our asses getting beated.

Back on the sea, sucking nut, smoking tree
Scoping down them bitches, count it 1,2,3
Got my hat, my pistol, a bag of gold coins
When I dock up in Tortuga, i'ma drain these loins

Dirty Pirates, YO HO HO,
Stealing booty you don't know, how many times we crossed the sea
To search for treasure hidden brAU
We dont give a f*ck if we die young
Walking plank, and drinking rum
5 foot pirate telescope, I watch you nutting just for fun.

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