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Jesus here
Get your Jesus here

This is my Jesus year
So I'm feeling like Jesus here
Crucified on a cross
While people boo and jeer
Might as well cut my ear off
That's shit I don't need to hear
I'll stab you in every part of your body
From your knee to ear
Plant a seed of fear
Till you need a beer
Looking over your shoulder constantly
For a killer peer
I keep my anger locked in storage
Keep it as a souvenir
I'm the wizard who gave you courage
Now watch it disappear
I'm the warning sign
You refused to adhere
I don't persecute
I persevere
Do not execute
Does not compute
So I engineer
A whole new route
To her poop chute
Start a new frontier
So either cry me a river
Or shed a single tear
Give her a tip when I deliver
Till she's filled with cheer
Got a hand up your ass
Pulling your strings like a puppeteer
You're not free for all
Your holes are all for one
Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno
Like a musketeer
Like a musketeer
I don't give a f*ck or fear
Like a buccaneer
Yo ho ho, get filled with merlot
And a bottle of rum
Let's celebrate my new career
(Slainte)
Quid pro blow my dick to and fro
Just have some fun
No need to look so austere
(Lay by my side)
Open your mouth wide like a totoro
Fill your smile with cum
Grin from ear to ear
(Totoro, totoro)
Sex with your south side, I'm a Scorpio
So you know I'm the one
Sharing skin from peer to peer
She's the Scully to my Mulder
In this world of weird
But she specialize in big white lies
Like Guinevere
Sling this broad over my shoulder
Like a bandolier
Means we about to go on a midnight ride
Like Paul Revere
Ugh, the British are coming
I go with the flow
'Cause I'm a pro with my phrasing
So I don't even need to steer
It's no mystery, man
I'm just Captain Amazing
Like I'm Greg Kinnear
Call me Richard Gere
If you're still unclear
I'm an officer and a gentleman
With a penile spear
It's got nowhere else to go!
My semen's feeling very virile, dear
Or am I just senile, meanwhile
You've been living in denial here
Hope you never revile or defile me
While I'm beguiled, dear
Take you off of my speed dial
'Cause every call is a B dial
Crock of shit, you need to redial
Or you'll get more than a freestyle
Chop suey, Japanese-style
I promise your penile punishment
Will be quite severe
Give me an overview of your underwear
As I shove it right in there
All my tactics are tactile
When I get riled, I act wild
Keep it a thou like a grandchild
But my ego's not as fragile
So if your smile is insincere
Turn around
I'll poke your rear
Turn your flat washboard stomach
Into an oval sphere
From way back here
Don't try to interfere
Or snort and sneer
Just get in gear
Get off your high horse, whore
Come down from the chandelier
One-two-three, one-two-three-three
I know my attitude can be cavalier
'Cause I like to be lewd and get screwed
When I'm in the mood, tried and true
Even if these prudes feel subdued
When their nudes get viewed
So not to be rude or crude when I intrude
But if you need a cum tribute from a dude
I volunteer
J. LAAAAW
Snap a pic of your pussy with intent to distribute
How's that for a world premiere
A puff of smoke and a pap smear
I'll cuff your throat with a rapt leer
My pen is sharp like a rapier
So I do what I want to you and your cunt
Once I'm through with your front
Hey, where the f*ck are you going, bitch
What are you doing, get back here

Babe, wait
Baabe, wait
Baaabe, wait
BAAAAABE
BAABE, WAAAAIT
BABE, BABE, BABE
Babe, wait, babe, noo
Babe, no, BABE, NOOOO
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE

I don't eat salads, I just toss 'em
Got her playing dead, like an opossum
Totally shameless like Emmy Rossum
Naturelle like Rosario Dawson
I'm Stone Cold, y'know, like Steve Austin
Not Sub-Zero, though, I'm just Frosting
Her butt, yo quiero, it's just frothing
My nut virile, Hiro, it's just jawsome
Either get wet, you ho, or get washin'
I'm not Groban, no, I'm just joshing
Wear a dope sombrero, while I'm just mopping
When I rob dinero, I suggest caution
I don't need to go ham on the lam in Gotham
Once I'm on a path of wrath, there's no stopping
From the six, take some pics, watch your girl blossom
I'm such a dick but I'm slick so my flow's awesome

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