My Boner
Superkünt
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Helen Hunt showed her boobies In all her Oscar-winning movies I wish you loved me I wish you meant it My whole damn paycheck I went and spent it On some nice seafood From the Red Lobster Fake your orgasm Could win an Oscar And now I hate you Because you left me Here I'm standing In my Etnies I don't eat red meat I don't eat lettuce And now I feel like I've got a fetish For you only I really hate you Wish that I could still date you Still date you Still date you Still date you Now I try to get my friend Tom To go online and play some COD But he's too busy jerking off Jerking off Jerking off Jerking off Jerking off I hate my mom She makes me eat tofu My whole damn pantry Is stocked with whole food I want to go get some Arizona But with the girl who first touched my boner First touched my boner First touched my boner My boner You broke up with me on AIM, Amy Amy left me on AIM I miss you I just wanna eat fun dip with you Fun dip and Arizona
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