The Spooky Shuffle
Jamie Thompson
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Once there was a party of greatest disrepute At the top of Boogie Bank, they always blasted dubstep tunes Hammy was the gaffer, sick of burning midnight oil So he booked The Ceaseless Shufflers and the legendary Morty Coil Well, Morty sang with Firepower, which swayed some folks on sight But the shufflers' airtight beat, well that's what really turned the tide When Morty started laughing, the band ploughed on resigned Cause the punters were clueless that someone was gonna get cursed tonight Now no ravers hike the hill, past cordoned bloodsoaked ground But hush your breath, lean in real close and you'll still hear the faint sound No zombie growls or distant howls, no kids sing "Laa la la Laa Laa" Just fleshless feet, that tap on beat forever after So the patrons start to panic, they can't control their feet And Hammy smirks a little as he grabs his coat to leave But he pauses just a moment thinking wow this beat is grooving Morty grins, before you know it, another pair of feet was moving Barman battled bravely, but he never stood a chance Cause Morty was the devil who spared no free helping hands He said I fucking love Dubstep, you close-mind sack of shit These kids are just collateral, 'twas for you my curse was writ When everybody's gone home, you'll still be here tapping your toes Till the sun burns out and the moon falls down There'll be no rest for your poor bones My name's Morty and if you can hear this I'm afraid it's already too late If the shuffle's stuck in your head then dance till you're dead If the shuffle's stuck in your head then dance till you're dead If the shuffle's stuck in your head then dance (dance, dance) If the shuffle's stuck in your head then dance till the end If the shuffle's stuck in your head then dance
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