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THE NUCLEISTS

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You are listening to the only evidence that The Nucleists ever existed
They were a group of people that believed every action should be carried out with purpose
intentionality, and meaning
But their work consisted entirely of singing about girls and being sad

After proving conclusively that there is no free will
Nucleism became the dominant ideology of planet Earth
But their leaders were exposed as Satanists and Furries
And now, no one remembers or cares about them

This is all that remains

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