Mr. Rainbow

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Hi kids! I'm Mr. Rainbow
I'm from a cloud kingdom and I'm about 3,000 years old
I'm gazing out my castle window
I'm feeling blue even though I'm surrounded by gold
I live for caring, not keen on sharing though
I get so miffed at that fat bitch who lives up in the North Pole
I wanna be your favorite fable
To make this happen, then it seems Santy Claus must go

I'm heading up north
To sack the fat man
To turn his jelly bowl into jam
I'm making my list
I'm checking it twice
I'm on Craigslist searching "cruel device"

Look kids! It's Mrs. Rainbow
Her wings prismatic and see how brightly all her scales glow
I told her all about my plan so
my dragon girlfriend could spew fire on all our foes
This ruins date night, I bet she won't mind though
She'll snack on elves and reindeer 'till her giant belly is full
I will equip my hedge-y clippers
Hop in the saddle, we'll make our way to Santa's front door

I've headed up north
To sack the fat man
To turn his jelly bowl into jam
His workshop's been lit
His elves have been diced
This truly is one violent night!

Oh Santa? Where are you, Santa? I have a present for you!

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