Animal Friends

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Sunny D and the Tangy Originals

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All my animal friends
I hate to admit
That this is the end
That this is it
Not the meat, or the fat, or even the trim
The future is now, and the future looks grim
All the average Michaels caught in vicious cycles
They're all cyclical twerps
They're all circle jerks
Who never, ever smile, not so much as a smirk
We'll be four horsemen deep and they'll be showin' up to work

And sometimes it just doesn't go to plan
And you may feel inadequate, and less like a man
Because you bit into the gender role
'Cause little Debbie's in control
The snack cake tastes so bland
You're a patriot of this fine land
And Auntie Barbie, and Uncle Ken
Couldn't be more proud that you're an American
You're tall, attractive, plastic, and thin
You're the spittin' image of the two of them

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