Crosby Street Hotel
Seb K
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Driving over Manhattan Bridge, comin' in from JFK Crossing the Bowery & Little Italy For a 10 day, 10-day-stay I'm supposed to meet a friend in Mercer Street An art-dealer from that gallery on West 21st He don't show up, this frustrates me I wanted to buy me a Damien Hirst Uptown is no place to stay, I'm southward bound Murray Hill scares me away, SoHo is my ground No LES & no Kitchen in Hell All I need is the key to the 503 At the Crosby Street Hotel Front-desk lady smiles at me "Sorry Sir, can't find your name Could we see your confirmation? No? Well, well that's a shame 'Cause I can't find your reservation" "Oh, come on" I shout, "It's always the same I'm not changing the location" And the Concierge says I'm to blame Downtown is the place to stay, I'll stick around Up there in the west 80's, I'm nowhere to be found Mr Concierge, you are so wrong, and you force me to say "A hotel will not last long With all of its guests away" The bridge? That's enough! Not about to retreat, try my best to be sweet "Even though the price is not low, what about the junior-suite" "No can do, Sir, why don't you stay at our sister Hotel on 5th & 58th Street" Oh man, this is such a cheat. I start sweating in the heat "So what's your decision, mister" "Well, I guess I'm off 'cause I don't approve this misdemeanor" Upper East's too far away, or even the Central Park pound Try to catch the "6 Train" but I'm losing ground Hail a cab with a German driver Tell him "please drive schnell" But the boxes are blocked and the traffic is hell So I tell him to head back to the Crosby Street Hotel Hell, hell, hell, hell. I sneak back in and I try to hide In the hotel's movie theater But the front-desk lady tracks me down all my hopes have died How much I hate her She says: "Where's your pride? What's the matter You've gone too far, this is no manner Now security will have to throw you out, Sir" They treat me as if I was the worst sinner Cast-iron houses make me feel safe & sound, Don't try to chase me off I'll stand my ground 'Cause SoHo makes me tough NoHo, Tribeca & Chinatown only repel, I've had enough Seems like I'm stuck & there's a spell When it comes to the Crosby Street Hotel
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