Star Trek Rap

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Well it was Stardate seven six five point two
When who came rappin' in but the Star Trek crew
Crankin' up the thrusters to nine point two
Was the navigation officer Mr. Sulu
He just pound on them buttons, all day and all night
But when he opens his mouth he sounds like Barry White

Uhura's on the com just bein' a flirt
You can tell it's her from the high-cut skirt
She's had twenty years of training, but I'll be damned
All that she can say is - Transmissions jammed

Who's that spittin' torpedoes out into space
It's Checkov, the Russian with the panicky face
But while he energized the phaser beam
The console exploded and he started to scream

In came Scotty's belly shakin' like a pot
The captain asked for more - I'm givin' her all she's got
But before he got the chance to say - Aye, cap'n
He got down on the floor and started some rappin'

Who's that wrinkly kinda guy lookin' scrappy and slim
Who can never quit exclaimin' - He's dead Jim
I'm kinda clumsy and I don't dress dapper
But dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a rapper

Who's that pointy-eared, bowl-cut logical dude
Who never seems to be in any kinda mood
Peerin' in da scanna talkin' really methodical
His response to rap - It is highly illogical

Last on the list is first in command
It's Jimmy T. Kirk, let's give him a hand
Give him a hand, give him a hand
C'mon everybody let's give him a hand
He's kinda temperamental and he's sorta irate
But when it comes to toastin' Klingons, boy is he great
Great, great, boy is he great
You betcha

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