Birthday (Jrew's Version)
Jrew Nixon
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All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho I don't care about the rest of her body though She could be tall, fat, short, skinny, I don't know But you better make sure she a ho Hoes suck at spitting but they're great at swallowing And ask her if she's ever had one of the following Syphilis, gonorrhea, or HPV Crabs, or genital warts or herpes And don't forget AIDS and HIV If she said all of the above tell her come see me Oh she got a flat ass, then I'll send her back Cause her cheeks should be big enough to swallow my cack I go all out, balls out, no half-assing it She better have a butt like Kim Kardashian She could be an hourglass or even a pear Shit, I'll take an apple for all I care Five foot three, weighing in at 250 I'll drop my pants and pork that ass in a jiffy Don't matter if she Snooki or the size of a Wookie Long as baby got back, then I bet we can boogie All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho I don't care about the rest of her body though She could be tall, fat, short, skinny, I don't know But you better make sure she a ho She said her measurements, but I just heard 40 Cause that ass is the only thing that's making me horny F*ck balancing a cup, she could balance a gallon Such a pro with my tool, I call her Tim Allen Man forget my mistress, my side chick, my salt wife You the one I've been waiting for my whole life And pardon me if I may be so bold But I think that ass has its own area code So big I call it the thong swallower Anywhere she goes, man I gotta follow her Cause she my white whale, call her Moby Dick And I need a harpoon cause that butt so thick When she pull them jeans on it take over an hour And her ass touch the curtain and the wall in the shower At the same time, she ain't wide, she ain't mine Her face is a two but her booty's a dime Every time she walk by, put that shit on rewind Cause every time she walk by, it's hollering time And every time she walk by, it's slobbering time Make my thing rock hard, it's clobbering time All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho I don't care about the rest of her body though She could be tall, fat, short, skinny, I don't know But you better make sure she a ho They said, it's your birthday man, what you thinking I said, I don't know but I been drinking And I just shaved, might give her the Abe Lincoln Leave the pubes on her face to let it sink in Maybe I'll hold her head until she starts gagging And it comes out her nose like an angry dragon Might even do both, I don't mean to be bragging I did always wanna get a bearded dragon, get it So much junk packed up in her trunk She had enough for five nights but she just stayed one Wham bam thank you ma'am Put some syrup on her cakes and call it a Grand Slam Then she told me she had chlamydia Thanks for sharing, I think I put a kid in ya All instinct, I do it without thinking Going deep in her hole just like I was digging To China, to China I go so deep in her vagina Bring it right back like a reminder That thing behind her, I'm digging like a miner, ya dig All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho I don't care about the rest of her body though She could be tall, fat, short, skinny, I don't know But you better make sure she a ho I went down and I found a seafood buffet She had so many crabs in her fish fillet I mean, STDs will be my downfall Pull out my PokeBalls, gotta catch 'em all She eatin' healthy, bananas, yogurt and nuts So I pull my penis out and give her fruit by the foot God damn, if I wasn't so ravenous I might stop and notice that pussy is cavernous Cause it hang, like the sleeve of a wizard man All I do is cum, call me Mr. Jizzerman Everything white, like she in a blizzard man Now cut the bullshit like a pair of scissors can Time to go, pick my dick off the floor And reel it back in like a garden hose Now she addicted, that gateway ganja Told her bitch, you can't handle more of the black mamba All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho I don't care about the rest of her body though She could be tall, fat, short, skinny, I don't know But you better make sure she a ho Haha, yeah You better make sure she a ho No skinny girls, no virgins No clean girls, I want the dirty version Leave the condoms at home, cause I'm pro-life And if she thick enough, I'll make her my wife Jrew, are you sure? I'm HIV-positive Pick your poison girl, I got a lot to give YOLO, we ain't got that long to live But it's my birthday, so try to be festive Just call up Hostess and Santa Claus Get me some Ho-Hos and "Ho Ho Hos"
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