F**K Everything
Jon Lajoie
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Yo All the rappers claim to not give a f*ck Well, step aside bitches 'Cause I give the lowest amount of f*ck humanly possible What? (I don't a give a f*ck) About anything, f*ck everyone and f*ck everything, what? (I don't give a f*ck) I literally don't give a f*ck about anything I don't give a f*ck about motherfuckin' anything People care about shit, I say, "F*ck everything" F*ck you, f*ck me, f*ck the sky, f*ck trees, f*ck the sun I don't need heat or vitamin D And f*ck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread And f*ck coasters, I use a little plate instead And f*ck roosters, with their useless "cockadoodledoo" We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you Don't give a f*ck about chairs, I prefer to stand And f*ck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan And f*ck the the movie the fan, starring Wesley Snipes "Demolition man"'s the only snipes movie I liked And f*ck liking shit, I don't even like the stuff that I like Don't give a f*ck about not liking all the shit I don't like Like tissues, f*ck them, I blow my nose on the couch And f*ck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth Don't give a f*ck about seeing bitch, f*ck my eyes F*ck visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind F*ck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most And f*ck coasts, who gives a f*ck about where water meets land And f*ck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad And f*ck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but (I don't a give a f*ck) About anything, f*ck everyone and f*ck everything, what? (I don't give a f*ck) I literally don't give a f*ck about anything Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup The girl says, "Small, medium, large?" I say, "Bitch I don't give a f*ck" She said, "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size" I said, "Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a f*ck, alright?" Don't give a f*ck about beverage size options, motherfucker And I don't give a f*ck about liquids either They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place Like human semen when I get it all over my face I'm not gay, I just don't give a f*ck about straight sex And f*ck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead F*ck biological functions, f*ck the human body I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote I call myself "batyote" and I fight crime at night I know its similar to Batman but motherfuck copyright I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday 'Cause I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way And f*ck birth, entering the world of space and time is a bitch Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way? Did I choose to not give a f*ck about ice cube trays? If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag You know what? F*ck the word f*ck, I don't need to use it I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus (I don't a give a chainsaw) About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what? (I don't give a chainsaw) I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a f*ck the most I wouldn't win cause I don't give a f*ck about winning, yo I don't even give a f*ck about not giving a f*ck So I do give a f*ck wait, what? (I give a f*ck) About everything, I love everyone and care about everything, what? (I give a f*ck) I literally care about every motherfucking thing
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