If I Were

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Kermit the Frog

Kermit the Frog is a Muppet character and Jim Henson's most well-known creation. Introduced in 1955, Kermit serves as the straight man protagonist of numerous Muppet productions, most notably Sesame Street and The Muppet Show, as well as in other television series, films, specials, and public service announcements through the years. Henson originally performed Kermit until his death in 1990; Steve Whitmire performed Kermit from that time up until his dismissal from the role in 2016. Kermit is currently performed by Matt Vogel. He was also voiced by Frank Welker in Muppet Babies and occasionally in other animation projects, and is voiced by Matt Danner in the 2018 reboot of Muppet Babies. Kermit performed the hit singles "Bein' Green" in 1970 and "The Rainbow … more »


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If I were a poet, I would write a sonnet
It would say, "I love you," your name would be on it
If I were a farmer, I'd give you a bunny
If I had a beehive, you would get free honey

Fa-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la

If I were a baker, you could have a cruller
If I were a painter, choose your favorite color
If I had some diamonds, I'd give you a few
Anything to show you how much I love you

Fa-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la

Did you guess my secret? I am not a poet
Couldn't write a sonnet, and I think you know it
I am not a farmer, can't give you a bunny
I don't have a beehive, sorry 'bout the honey

Fa-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la

I am not a baker, don't know bread from batter
And I'm not a painter, and it doesn't matter
I don't need a present, all I have to do
Is look at you to show you how much I love you

Fa-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la-la

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Written by: Stephen Lawrence, David Axlerod

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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