Sprawling Ninja Stars

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Big Brian is here to tell you
That ninja stars are too expensive
If you get them from eBay
So eBay die
(Oh its not over yet)
So eBay die, yeah-eah
(Woo)

Faster than ninja stars
Terrifying high prices
Enraged and like a demon
Cause eBay just ripped me off

The ninja stars sprawl
The ones that came from eBay
Yeah the ninja stars sprawl
A billion dollars; I think I got ripped off

Hello I'm Big Brian I like to wear a big hat
I just got ninja stars they were a billion dollars
Thanks eBay for providing now you will die
I'm Big Brian I also like to wear sunglasses

These ninja stars were too much so now I'm mad eBay please die

An eBay ninja nestled somewhere in time
A rip off e-commerce website, no warnings, no signs
Judgement day the ninja stars money arrives
Eventually they all commit crimes

(Yeah, that's right)
(You already know what it is)
(Come on down, we going down to the town)
(We're going to um, sprawling ninja stars)

The expensive ninja stars went smack
I just had to see was someone watching me?
The ninja stars sprawl in my face
Was this all swell or just some kind of hell?

Is this the end my friend?
One billion is the number of the high prices
The ninja stars are after me
No, eBay please
One billion, one billion

I hate you eBay
Come on eBay, come on all I wanted was just some ninja stars
They sprawl up in my face
They cost a billion dollars, you ripped me off
Never go to eBay again, oh my god

Just go to Wish or something its probably better
One billion dollars for ninja stars, are you crazy?
What are you talking about eBay?
I want you to die

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