JORTS!

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two.wav

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Kids these days are taking scissors to their pants
They said
Knees are in
Calves are in
They dont wanna see jeans anymore

I was laying all alone in my bed
Wearing jeans but you can still see my legs
(Still see my legs)
(Still see my legs)

Walking with half of my lower half exposed to the sun
Having denim below the knees is not so very fun
The color blue was not only meant for the sky
The lightwaves relfect off the denim in your eye

My legs cant breathe
When I wear jeans
Take my favorite pair of scissors
And start cutting the seams
If your pants touch your shoes
Dont f*ck with me
Got my calves out for you
All seductively

Everybody cut your pants off
Everybody cut your pants off at the knees
Everybody cut your pants off
Everybody cut your pants off at the knees

(My legs, my calves, my thighs, my ass)
(My legs, my calves, my thighs, my ass)
(My legs, my calves, my thighs, my ass)
The jorts accentuate all of my features

I look so nice in my brand new jorts
You're gonna have to pry them off my corpse
They occupy my lowerside
The button fly is so divine
And if I ever leave them its a jort divorce

Signed a prenup with my jeans
And I'm taking half
Normal jeans dont do anything but
Make me laugh
If they got trust issues then
They're just shorts
If you love them let them go
Unless they are my jorts

(Jorts, jorts, jorts, jorts)
(Jorts, jorts, jorts, jorts)
(Jorts, jorts, jorts, jorts)
(Jorts, jorts, jorts)
My ass

Everybody cut your pants off
Everybody cut your pants off at the knees
Everybody cut your pants off
Everybody cut your pants off at the knees
Everybody cut your pants off
Everybody cut your pants off at the knees
Everybody cut your pants off
Everybody cut your pants off at the knees
(Everybody cut your pants off)

This just in
Jorts are now everywhere
Thanks to two.wav
And their love for jeans
That happen to be short

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