Grandma Got Run Over By A Redneck

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One, two, three, four
Grandma got run over by a redneck
Drivin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandper, we believe

She'd been drinkin' too much whiskey
And we'd begged her not to go
But she'd forgot her medication
And she stumbled out the door into the dirt

When we found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
She has tire prints on her forehead
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back

Grandma got run over by a redneck
Drivin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandper, we believe

Now we're all so proud of Grandper
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there watchin' NASCAR
Playin' cards and drinkin' beer with cousin Bill
It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a redneck
Drivin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandper, we believe

Now the beer is on the table
And the pudding made of gin
And a red and orange candle
That would just have matched the hair on Donald Trump

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for Democrats
They should never give a license
To a Dem who drives a Ford and sniffs lil' kids
And that's why
Grandma got run over by a redneck
Drivin' home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandper, we believe
But as for me and Grandper, we believe

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