Jiffy Pop

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Frank O' The Mountain

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Yo, this am Jiff
And I'm the king of the kitchen
The scene is bitchin'
My hands are twitchin'
See, I just stepped back from the Stop & Shop
With a bottle of Slice and a Jiffy Pop

I got some bad anticipation
Popcorn fixation
So, dig the situation
And the lengthy preparation
The excitation for the kernelization
Hear the reverberation of the permutation

Yo, the corn was poppin'
Hip hop hoppin'
Never stop stoppin'
Pop flip flop floppin'
My temperature droppin'
Never stop poppin'
POP PAHAHAHAHAHOP, Yeah

Led Zeppelin likes Jiffy Pop, right?
(Way down inside)

The effects of jiffyitus I can't withstand
I'm pullin' out my hair strand by strand
I'm lickin' my lips and rubbin' my hands
When the foil on top starts to expand

(Cat scratch fever)
Yeah, Ted Nugent likes Jiffy Pop too, right Ted?
Alright, lets pop, listen
Yeah, I think it's poppin' now, man

Then I threw out the directions in the garbage bag
The smoke detector starts to nag
Makin' smoke signals with an old dish rag
Can't see a thing as I cough and gag

Burnt my hand from the Jiffy steam
Down in the street you could hear me scream
In an ocean of Jiffy when I dream
My case of the pops is most extreme
POP

Turned on the fan
Began to eat
I didn't even bother to take a seat
The rhythm of the kernels got me tappin' my feet
Oh, Jiffy Pop made my life complete

I can't stop doin' the pop
I pop 'til I drop when I'm takin' a plop
I can't stop, POP pahPPPPPPPPPop pop pahpahpah PPPPah pah POP
Where's my Jiffy Pop?
Where's my Jiffy Pop, you bitch?

(Hey, man, let's kick Jiffy outta the band. Steal his songs and his Jiffy Pop)
Yo, what was all of that about?

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