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Well, that's not my problem
Look, it is too early in the God Damn morning to deal with this
We'll see to it that he does
Would you like to tell Mr. Kepdon that yourself

Didn't think so
Now find a way
And do not call me again until You have done your job

Victor, what is taking so long
I sent you to retrieve five people, Not my fucking daily grocery list
Well, sir, you do have expensive Tastes
Well, my expensive tastes have Gotten me this far, and I have no Regrets

Victor, sir

Go for Victor

Four of the five are here

Received
Sir, four of the five have arrived The f*ck do you mean four out of The five? I asked for all five
There are reports that we're Having a problem with the fifth Man

Problems
Yeah, it seems as if he doesn't Want to cooperate
Cooperate? I sent a dozen men, Half a dozen mechs
And more than I care to count of Drones

The f*ck do you mean he doesn't Want to cooperate
He apparently is refusing to get in The transport that we sent for Him
I don't care what it takes. Get him In the fucking car
Would you like me to go handle it Personally

No, I need you here
Just tell your men to get him in The fucking car
Understood
I'll see to it that he gets in the car

In the meantime, sir, what would You like to do about the four that Are already here
F*ck it. Send them in, I guess. Might as well
Very well. Tell my men to send Them in
This is Victor
Mr. Kepdon wants to see them Immediately

How is everyone today
Fine
Do you know why you were Summoned

Alistair, we have no fucking idea Why
Dr. Gibson, how are those new Enhancements going
They are fine, thank you
Good. Remember, boy, watch Your tone next time you speak to Me

Because I can, and will, have them Taken away as fast as they were Put in
Fucking rich prick
Ah, Bethany Rose McClain. How Is my number one student Programmer
Student. Student

Don't forget, I can take down Your entire security network with Just three clicks
Design and destroy
Noted. Good then. Morgan Genco, the decorated war hero
Pleasure is mine, sir. I must add You have a great mech product

Thank you! It's about damn time My ingenuity has been noticed
With my fucking programming. Fucking bastard taking all the Credit

Mr. Wolf. May I call you Wolfie? You seem like an intriguing Individual
I see you're good friends with Dr. Gibson

That is correct
Man, of few words I see. Good. I Respect that
The reason you were all Summoned here is...

Merry Christmas, motherfuckers. Santa's got some new toys

Ah, the final member of the team Has arrived
Ayo Alistair, what gives you the Right to have your little circus Clowns
Bust through my motherfucking Door? You know I can't stand These bitch-ass clowns
Because I am rich and simply Because I can

You're rich and must have a small Dick for that many clowns
By the way, who the hell is that
That is Mr. Marcia, our explosive
Ordnance expert. If it can be Blown up, he can do it
Damn straight and your new Line Of mechs ain't so tough either
I could blow those fuckers up in One boomstick

Great. Lovely. Another l
Loudmouthed street rat. I've read Your file
Man, that file don't mean shit. Why don't you roll up that digital File and shove it up your ass

Let's move on, shall we? The Reason you were summoned here Today is because I have a mission
That may pique your mutual Interest. Get on with it, Alistair
Very well, very well. There exists A relic with extraordinary powers No man can perceive
Unfortunately, it's been lost to the Time of space and has not been Seen for hundreds of years
Fortunately for me, I have just Gotten a reading on this relic's l
Last location
And want you five to go fetch it For me. Are you all interested?

So you want us to go into some Unknown location just so you can Have something shiny
Do we look like superheroes to You

What's in it for us?

You'll be provided the best mech Money can buy on the market and Everything you will need
I'll also compensate you very Handsomely
You're not going to pay a shit, you Cheap baguette
This is just a way for you to feed Your ego and your wallet

What is so special about this relic?

The relic itself is an ancient Crystal of extreme power
Used for decades to conquer Friends and foes and enemies Alike
You are talking about the Temporal resonance crystal, Correct?

So, Pup, you have heard of it?

Did he just call me Pup?!
Son, I could hit a flea off a dog's Back at a thousand yards
You're not even a blip on my Scope

But hey, maybe you'll make a great Practice target
Don't blink too fast, you might Miss your own demise!

Wolf, back it down
Alistair, now's not the time to F*ck around and find out

We are not doing this here
Remember, boys, we are apparently getting paid
Raymond, she's right
Calm down

He is not worth it
Not today, at least

You're right, Xavier
Now to answer your question, Alistair

I have heard of it
It has been lost for millennia
It is the prize crystal of anyone's Collection
It was lost when the great Mayan Civilization mysteriously Disappeared from the barren Wastelands

That used to be called Central America
I've studied this civilization for Many years
Many have tried to locate this Crystal to no avail
Mayan legend states that a man Called Akal came down from the Heavens and bestowed upon
The Mayans a gift from the gods
A crystal said to have abilities to Manipulate time and space

In exchange for the crystal, Akal took three men with him and Vanished back into the sky
After three calendar cycles, Akal Came back to reclaim the crystal, Returning the three men

As Akal ascended into the heavens Once more
The three men went mad, Uttering a warning of an Impending apocalypse...

But then, for some reason, the Legend stops mid-sentence with Just the words
Other Earth...

Then nothing, as if the Maya Vanished while writing the text
Dr. Gibson and I have theorized That if the legend holds true
The crystal would have been Taken to this other earth or Planet
Well, it seems I guess this planet Has been located
Alistair, may I have a look at your Readings

You may
Dr. Gibson, you may want to look On as well
I know you're quite the rock Digger

Didn't realize I needed your p
Permission, Alistair
And by the way, those rocks I dig Have made me rich and famous
Oh, and one more thing
Don't you ever, ever call me boy
I've worked too hard

Boys, I'll call you as I see fit while you lick my boot heel

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