Gary Did You Know? (Parody of Mary Did You Know?) (feat. Sneezy Ike)

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Gary did you know, that your baby boy, would someday grow a white beard
Gary did you know, that your baby boy, would work one month a year

Did you know, that those candy canes you fed him as a kid
Would make him gain as much weight as you did

Gary did you know, that your baby boy, would be balled at thirty eight
Gary did you know, that your baby boy would be prematurely gray

Did you know when your baby boy had sat on Santa's lap
That he'd someday be wearing that same fuzzy big red cap

Gary did you know
Gary did you know

He'll sit around, and watch TV, eat pizza and drink beer
Unmotivated, and unemployed, eleven months a year

Gary did you know that your middle aged boy would be covered in white hair
Gary did you know, that that same red throne would someday be his chair

Did you know, at age forty four, he'd have a eighty inch wide gut
His sleeve covered in snot and his left knee would smell like kid's butt

Gary did you know

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