The Pit Of Death
Captain Kelphair & the Salty Seamen
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Another day at sea it's the same shit once again Avoid the crack of dawn at all cost if you can For your innocent eyes will lose their virginity Cause on a ship In the morn' Ass is all you see! Thijn gots his trousers hanging little low A comment on his rear end Will just yield you a blow It seems like Minne's bottom needs a little tan Its sticking out at least an inch as he's the fattest man Two shiny buns belonging to the first mate Last fool who told him spent six weeks in the chains At least his are cleanly Much unlike the rest For most of 'em Last bath they had Was weeks ago at best The captain's ass captain's ass A nest of shitty flies Captain's ass captain's ass Smell it and you'll die Captain's ass captain's ass The terror of the seas Captain's ass captain's ass Come give it a squeeze Now some of the folks try to earn some extra dime Fine mysteries are hidden Where the sun don't shine Some have got herbs Others have rum but one look at Orestis shows the tip of his gun Henry's really skinny not keen on wearing pants an ass so tiny Looks like it's made for ants Luckily this is against the pirate code So we kicked the tiny bastard Of our manly boat I've mentioned the hamstrings how pirates are hung But what I didn't mention Were the piles of dung The cook could't cook as he ran out of wood It meant conserving produce Was needed for the food The captain's ass captain's ass A nest of shitty flies Captain's ass captain's ass Smell it and you'll die Captain's ass captain's ass The terror of the seas Captain's ass captain's ass Come give it a squeeze Captain's ass captain's ass Captain's ass captain's ass Captain's ass captain's ass Captain's ass captain's ass Let's Fucking Go The captain's ass captain's ass A nest of shitty flies Captain's ass captain's ass Smell it and you'll die Captain's ass captain's ass The terror of the seas Captain's ass captain's ass Come give it a squeeze
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Written by: Henjo Plate, Orestis Lepine
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