I Wanna Be Italian

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Many factors lure me
To commence an Alpine journey
To a land that calls me from the east.
On a vintage Vespa
I could take my leave of Leicester
Get as far as Lincolnshire at least.

Gonna try my best to be Italian (I wanna be Italian)
I'm gonna badge my Ford with a prancing stallion (I wanna be Italian)
I'd better learn my Elba from my Arno
Si! Voglio essere italiano
(I wanna be Italian)
(I wanna be Italian)

With each passing metre
I'm closer to La Dolce Vita
And the land where web sites say they're ".it"
On its past I'm faulty
I've heard of Bourbons, Garibaldi
Other biscuits may have done their bit.

With a brand new look that speaks "Designer"
But quotes Milan by way of China
I'm gonna try to pull like Casanova
Wear shades at night and not fall over.
And while the tourists order their "bru-shetta"
I'll smugly ask for my "bru-sketta".

I may live at home till I'm fifty
But I'll spin pizza dough pretty nifty
With the Med's healthy food I'll be thriving
So to shorten my life I'll go driving.

Gonna take a tip from cognoscenti
Who teach us "dolce far niente"
I've done a language course under my duvet,
I've changed my team from Notts to Juve
Voglio essere italiano!
I'm off to lunch with Montalbano!
I wanna be Italian
I wanna be Italian
I wanna be Italian!
Basta e punto!

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