The War On Christmas (Silent, But Deadly Night)

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This is a list in alphabetical order of cricketers who have played for Oxford University Cricket Club (OUCC) in top-class matches since the club was first recorded in 1827. OUCC teams have always had important or first-class cricket status. In 1973 the team also played official List A cricket matches.Some OUCC players have been members of teams representing combinations of British universities or, since 2001, the Oxford University Centre of Cricketing Excellence (OUCCE), later rebranded the Oxford Marylebone Cricket Club University (Oxford MCCU). This team includes students from other universities in the Oxford area and plays some first-class matches. Since the establishment of OUCCE the only first-class matches in which the OUCC team itself has played are th… more »

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THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS (Silent, But Deadly Night
By Patrick Frost

It was nineteen and forty four
When I first fought the war on Christmas
I was a salesman door to door
Snow down the back of my neck

Well, she opened the door with a smile
'Til I said, "Happy Holidays"
Then she rose up with a roar
I wondered what did I say

Hey, is it me?  Don't want no Christmas tree
Hey, is it you?  Got something you want me to say or do?
Hey, take it light.  I don't want no Christmas fight
Hey, it's alright.  It's a silent but deadly night.

The launch codes for the mistletoe
Have been sent by the President
We never had these problems
Growing up as a child.

Fire, fear and anger
Mark the yuletide festivities.
Yeah!  This is so much better now.
Everything's normal here.

Hey, is it me?  Don't want no Christmas tree
Hey, is it you?  Got something you want me to say or do?
Hey, take it light.  I don't want no Christmas fight
Hey, it's alright.  It's a silent but deadly night.

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