Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

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Alvin Nathaniel Joiner (born September 18, 1974), better known by his stage name Xzibit (pronounced “exhibit”), is an American rapper, actor, and television host. He is known as the host of the MTV show Pimp My Ride, which brought him mainstream success. Before hosting the show, he achieved fame in the West Coast hip-hop scene as a rapper, debuting with his acclaimed At the Speed of Life and gathering chart success with his follow-up albums Restless, Man vs. Machine and Weapons of Mass Destruction, working with high-profile artists such as Eminem, Cypress Hill, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Timbaland, Alice Cooper, Game and 50 Cent, as well as being one of the first out internationally, working with overseas acts such as Raptile from Germany, Bliss N Eso fro… more »

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Beast Reality

Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me
We on their wish list (yeah), and it's clear to see
You ain't had a holiday like this
Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D
We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe
It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

F*ck a chestnut, I'll be roasting a spliff
Baby bend over for your favorite gift
I'ma give you my North Pole like you Misses Claus
We can decorate the tree with your big red drawers
Oh yeah (oh yeah), you know my workshop poppin'
If you like toys I got plenty of options
Got the champagne flowin' under the mistletoe and 
the party ain't stoppin' 'til six in the morning
Yeah, or maybe like 6:15
Got my eyes so red 'cause I'm smokin' that green (yeah)
I'm gettin' hungy, got the munchies so I'm eatin' a treat
It's delicious and a great souce of Vitamin C, uh

Happy birthday, Jesus
Thanks for giving us a reason to party
Let's get it started, yeah

Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (oh yeah, yeah)
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me
We on their wish list (uh), and it's clear to see
You ain't had a holiday like this
Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (yeah, uh)
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D
We doing sick shit like you wouldn't believe
It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby (yeah)

My Santa Claus dressed like Eddie Murphy in Raw
Let me Stuff that turkey, swallow my cranberry sauce
Take a ride in the sleigh, puff a Christmas tree
Cheetah cheeb a cheeba then he pass it to me (yeah)
Left a whole pound of cookies on the plate with a drink
Come in my house unannounced my fireplace bring heat
All the gifts wrapped up under the tree looking pretty
Here's my dick in the box, show me some mistletoe titty
Baby, it's cold outside let's go put on some pajamas
So we can pack a few bags then go hit the Bahamas
You my ho ho ho and I'm your candy cane
With my elves and my reindeer doing my thang
Beast Reality

Happy birthday, Jesus
Thanks for giving us a reason to party (it's goin' down)
Let's get it started, yeah

Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (come on)
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me
We on their wish list (yeah), and it's clear to see
You ain't had a holiday like this
Merry motherfuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (ho, ho, ho)
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D
We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe
It's a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

Jingle all the fucking way

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