Christmas is About America

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Egg Storm

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Everyone always asks
What's the true meaning of Christmas?
Ho ho ho, well lemme tell ya
One word, America
The root of all good
Where joy and triumph thrive
Where families can buy gifts for their loved ones
And to celebrate the one, true, fat red suit man
George Washington
In 1776, George Washington established Christmas
As the American holiday
To support all of the cowboys

Now the first Christmas was on July fourth
But we moved it to December
Cuz' we felt like it

And if you don't celebrate Christmas
That's okay
But in America, we celebrate
American Christmas
Bald eagle
Fifty stars
Red, white, and gold
Statue of Liberty
My Ford
And God forbid, my drain of a wife
Susan

For my gift for everyone this Christmas
Is this album
Thank you, and truly yours
Egg Storm and the Crew

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