IS THIS CHRISTMAS? (feat. QUEEF JERKY)

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BIG PEEZA

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Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas
It's A Christmas Miracle

Christmas time, one by one
Unwrapping gifts, just for fun
Big red bow becoming undone
Looking out for Santa, he's on the run
Chilling with the fam, no cap
Crying cause I'm on Santa's lap
Feeling like I'm caught in a Christmas trap
Gotta be alone, all I here is Christmas yap
Got the Christmas bag like Mariah Carey
Curbing your enthusiasm, my name is Larry
God, that line is tripping me up every time

Just another day in the Christmas village
Just another day in the Christmas village
Just another day in the Christmas village, baby
Just another day in the Christmas village, baby

Who's living in the South Pole
With their hat on and their mouth full
Hey, is it Santa upside down
Is it that king ruling ice with his crown
I think it's something we ought to look into
I think it's something that these elves want to sin to
Give me twelve hours and I'll sweep the globe
Trevor Trow's full with a lot to go

I wanna go down a chimney
More presents, more gifts you bring me
I've been lurking eating milk and cookies
Hurt my kidneys, now I'm feeling sicky
My fingers sticky
I've been palming maple syrup and spaghetti
I've been up all night getting ready for this gobbledygook
Santa Claus, sing us a hook

Is this Christmas?
I don't wanna Santa on my wish list
I don't want a dentist on my hit list
I would like an ipad in my fistus tonight
Is this Christmas?
I don't wanna Santa on my wish list
I don't want a dentist on my hit list
I would like an ipad in my fistus tonight

Oh come all ye faithful
This is not the time to be hateful
This is the time for men of religion
This is the time to catch a pigeon
Yeah, yeah I'm pigeon holed
Yeah, yeah the wine is mulled
Yeah, and I sold my soul for gifts
Stayin' up all night, yeah we workin' shifts
Gotta, gotta catch, gotta catch Santa Claus
Gotta catch Congress and make some laws
Gotta catch Congress and make some laws
Gotta catch Congress

I want Fortnite for my gift
Send me V-Bucks for the rift
Wait this happens every year
And it's good for my career
Gingerbread man kissed me
Smelly bread can missed me
I hate molasses
I have my glasses on your asses
Gluteus maxus

Is this Christmas?
I don't wanna Santa on my wish list
I don't want a dentist on my hit list
I would like an ipad in my fistus tonight

Who even does that? Huh
Like a belt for a butt crack? Huh
Rest in peace to the aflac
Gilbert Gottfried
I know he was godly
I know he'd be proud
of the music in the lobbies
And the buildings that weren't inside
Am I stressed or do I take it in stride
Christmas spirit
Oh f*ck, okay
And Christmas spirit

It's like the smell of family
It's like the smell of good time
Santa waits for the cookies
He wants the milk
Smells like they're wrapping the presents
Make my socks into stockings
Make my poo into chocolates
Christmas wreath on doors

Buddy made a pig
Big Peeza just booked a gig
I ran for student council president
With someone named Micaela Trig
We went to high school together
I would like a pink iPad for Christmas
One terabyte, please, as a gift
I just learned the word grift
I don't like ovarian cysts

Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, nice
Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, nice
Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, nice
Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty

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