Drop The Calories (parody)
Ben Coleman
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Hey, Mr. Kipling, just one little thing, I think your cakes are the best These Battenbergs and Viennese Whirls and Bakewell Tarts and all the rest I eat them all day, then my wife says, can you drop the calories? I have had to dry almost every night not to binge on tasty treats A whole tub of Roses, question posed is, can you drop the calories? Mary gladly eats that fudge, even though she's had too much She's still eating as we speak, her diet starts again next week Nom a nom a chomp chomp Nom a nom a chomp Nom a chomp nom a chomp chomp nom a nom a chomp Putting on weight over Christmas Fourteen mince pies and a glass of wine, chocolate sweets and lots of cake Oh, what's in the fridge, turkey sandwiches left over from yesterday If I eat too much I'll pop and I will drop the calories Nom a nom a chomp chomp Nom a nom a chomp Nom a chomp nom a chomp chomp nom a nom a chomp Putting on weight over Christmas Wish that I could eat some more, but my jeans are far too tight Mary's passed out on the floor, she's drank far too much tonight Putting on weight over Christmas
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