Antithesis

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Lil Churro

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And we're live

Welcome back everyone to our show
"Solve that problem"

We have our two contestants here
Contestant one introduce yourself

Hey yeah I'm you but more of a dick

Alright contestant to my left

I'm also you but more of a pussy

Ok well number one you're first
The board is yours

Look let me do humor for three-thousand
Real talk boss you got to stop the clown shit
I know that joking around is often the easy route
But I doubt it'll pan out so pipe down
Want to be a parody
Want to be a punching bag
Take nothing serious and snap back with something wack
It was cute in middle school I guess it worked
I mean sure but bro it's time to mature

Man that shit was boring plus it was insanely corny
You're just worried that the joker doesn't make the ladies horny
And mature into what
Be edgy, be stoic
We don't know how to do that dude you know this
Live your life don't act like you're depressed
That's better than whoever you are trying to impress
This is you're little complex I know you got one
So what's a few jokes
No harm done

The old defense always got a smart mouth

Guilty as charged yo scumbag we done now

I see right through you and shit hasn't changed
I'm not saying be a douche but what do you gain

Charisma
And don't say you doubt it
It's how you make friends let's see you try without it
You make fun of yourself and no one else gets hurt
You'll keep yourself humble they'll see you're down to earth
Right now you're insecure stop being a jerk
I don't see the issue this has always worked

Well you're more of an idiot than I hoped when's the last time you got props

Well ok wait

You choked
Because I know it's the persona that you created to cope
With your little quirky roasts and your little jokey posts
And then one day you're alone you can feel it in your bones
And you're like "wow why does everybody think that I'm a joke"
I'm sorry man I wish us well
But how do you expect anything else when you don't respect yourself

Alright settle down we don't wanna rock the boat
We're gonna give this next one to Twolian
Board is yours

Aight love life for three this should be easy
Believe me there is no need to be sleazy
Be a nice guy you gotta do it casually
If it's true love will find you naturally
Skip the agony skip all the heartbreak
Keep your cards close to your chest and do not play
These dumb little games stick to being you kid
You won't need cupid because you can do it

That was stupid you're such an ugly nuisance
You got played once and you haven't done shit new since
The way to move on is to go for what you want and face it
I'm sick of you being complacent
There's nothing wrong with being a little bit of a flirt
As long as you don't make it worse
Be confident f*ck being approachable
Make moves if you finally want people to notice you

"Oh, I wanna be noticed, notice me I'm on my hoe shit
Because nothing could be grosser than coping with emotions"
You fucking try hard you act like I don't know me
You only want a show so you can flex to all your homies

Listen you're not a dick for showing some initiative
We're human that's just what intuition is
So go for it yes your heart's gonna get broken
But that's better than knowing you never seized the moment

So that's how you wanna be known
Some hoe that gets passed around

You insecure f*ck what are you slut-shaming now
Stop acting like you're some big mature man
You're just mad others can get what they want and you can't

And who's fault is that

Dude

No tell me who
Because all the pain we ever felt that came from you
You don't think things through
You make another mess and I process it because someone has to
You really think I don't want love
Of course I do but hurt
I've really had enough
I can't risk it I can't take another heartbreak
I'm not paranoid just learning from my mistakes
So yeah I'm a pussy because I don't wanna chase
Say what you will man I'm just keeping us safe

Again quiet down let's not blow this out of proportion
Today's final category is motivation
Either of you may begin when ready

Listen change can be detrimental
You get all sentimental you get all existential
I'm content though I don't know about you
I don't wanna choke biting off more than I can chew
And with this EP
What if people hate it
What if I can't take it
What if it's too basic
I'd rather not face it
I can do that easily
Will I ever drop this EP
I don't know fucking beats me

See that's the issue
Do I gotta shout it
Say you strive for success then you do nothing about it
Live your life don't die with regrets
Figuring it all out is part of the mess
You got people who love you that you don't have to impress
Because life is an action so just do your best
I doubt the fact that you have passion
Because you stay stagnant you don't make shit happen
You stay stagnant man what the hell happened
Living is an action so get cracking

I doubt the fact that you have passion (what if people hate it what if I can't take it)
Because you stay stagnant you don't make shit happen (what if it's too basic what if I can't face it it's safer to stay complacent)
You stay stagnant man what the hell happened (what if people hate it what if I can't take it)
Living is an action so get cracking (what if it's too basic what if I can't face it it's safer to stay complacent)
I doubt the fact that you have passion (what if people hate it what if I can't take it)
Because you stay stagnant you don't make shit happen (what if it's too basic what if I can't face it it's safer to stay complacent)
You stay stagnant man what the hell happened (what if people hate it what if I can't take it)
Living is an action so get cracking (what if it's too basic what if I can't face it it's safer to stay complacent)

Yo quiet down
See what you did
I hope y'all are happy now
You got a lot of figuring out to do
Alright that's it that's our show
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