Vibrato (Unmixed, Unmastered & Unloved)
Confused
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Musical ideas dripping out of my head Only problem is it happens when I'm in bed She keeps on saying to me What the hell you doing I said, I'm real sorry babe But I just ain't worth screwing Don't worry about a thing baby It happens all the time Yeah, but it happens so often to me I feel I've committed a crime It's not natural for men of my age to always feel down I turn around and she's gone And the room starts spinning around I see her walking around the town looking for something to eat I said, Come in here honey and I'll give you a real treat I take her to a sex shop in the middle of town We walk in there with pride and we have her browse around She says, Hey honey, How about these I said, Are you crazy they look like they hang off Christmas trees You want something to satisfy yourself on lonely nights in San Diego As I reach for the shelf I pull out the vibrato Took her back home, then went back to my pad Sat on my bed with an expression so sad Why is it that I can never rise to the occasion Because when I was young I figured out Masturbation She says, How about it honey Want to try it again Maybe tomorrow night She's driving me insane I can't cope with all the hurt and the confusion Maybe my whole life is just an illusion Maybe it is What are you talking about bitch Who asked you The only thing you're useful for is A screw Who do you think you are I don't know Who needs you when I've got my vibrato I'm here for you tonight to talk about vibrato It's round and it's hard like overcooked baked potato It's very intimidating the first time you use it But when it does its magic Your smile, You can't remove it I'm sure it's good for its intended purpose But it has side effects like your ruined cervix It leaves your man feeling like a little loner And before he knows it he can't even maintain a boner It's time to put your little differences aside And find a way to get your main man back inside If you want an excuse to get down and f*ck just strip yourself naked and then kiss and make up I'll always remember buying her Vibrato I'm really sorry hon I didn't mean to snap That's OK sweetie I think you're full of crap Well you're not the best person to cope with yourself You're like a rag doll that fell off the top shelf Don't talk to me like that you know it turns me on I look her up and down as she waggles her tongue And then all of a sudden I get an erection We jump into bed and now our life is perfection
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Written by: Scot Cook, Steven Brown
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