Plastic Jesus (feat. Jamie Elliott)

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Dennis Lowery

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I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I've got my Plastic Jesus sittin
On the dashboard of my car

He comes in colors
Sweet and pleasant
Glows in the dark cause he's iridescent
Take him with you when you travel far

And get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestone sittin' on a
Pedestal
Of abalone shell

Goin' ninety I ain't scary
Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Assurin' me, that I won't go to Hell

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I've got my Plastic Jesus sittin
On the dashboard of my car
He comes in colors
Sweet and pleasant
Glows in the dark cause he's iridescent
Take him with you when you travel far

And get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestone sittin' on a pedestal
Of abalone shell
Goin' ninety I ain't scary
Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Assurin' me, that I won't go to Hell

Trouble comin' he don't see
He just keeps his eyes on me
While sittin'
On the dashboard of my car
Though the sunshine's on his back
Makes him peel
Chip and crack
A little patchin' keeps him up to par

Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
Sittin' on a pedestal
Of abalone shell
Goin' ninety I ain't scary
Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Assurin' me
That I won't go to Hell

Plastic Jesus Shelters me
For his head comes off you see
He's hallow
So I use him for a flask
Ha Ha
And if I weave around at night
And policemen think I'm tight
They'll never find my bottle
Though they ask

So get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestone sittin' on a pedestal
Of abalone shell
Goin' ninety I ain't scary
Cause I've got the Virgin Mary assuring' me
That I won't go to Hell
Assurin' me
That I won't go to Hell

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