Sod Off Jenny

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I work all day and I work all night
Lord knows why I'm uptight
This time last year I made partner
Little packets of pay, to keep the ex-wife at bay
Too tied up to give it away

Doesn't help that I have the alimony to worry about
Bleeding court fees for that little cub scout

Suit pants
Car Keys
Gant Charts
What even the f*ck are these
Strategy meetings
Alright Jenny? Good, and you?
Team building
Birthdays
Corporate social responsibility
Yeah yeah yeah
It'll be in your inbox shortly
What's a more casual way to sign off sincerely?
Why don't we all just circle-jerk back after 3...?

George!? How ya doing?
Yeah, yeah the kid's are well
And how are yours?
Oh good...
Well.. Cheerio!

Fucking prick
Wanna smack his smug little face
But I'd never hear the end of it
That extra hot latte and the corporate car's
Got me revved up a bit
I'm a walking HR nightmare
with an ergonomic chair

Oh, a Master Class in Project Leadership
That'll keep the Board happy for a little bit
Imagine if our advert takes home first prize
Staff morale will surely be on the rise

How was school mate?
Oh what's that? You've drawn a picture of me?
Oh... That's mummies boyfriend
Oh no, yea he looks good
You've given him big muscles, I like it
...
Why don't you just go play in the yard?
Daddy's got some work to get to

Hair loss
Lawyer fees
KPIs
What even the f*ck are these
Kanban boards..
Sod off Jenny, not today
Zoom meetings
Catering
Googling symptoms of diabetes
Yeah yeah yeah you can just BCC me
What's the best way to clock off discretely
Why don't you all just kiss my arse, I'm fucking done
Effective immediately

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