I'm That Guy

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UnoDeuce

UnoDeuce is a musical artist known for their unique sound that combines elements of hip-hop, R&B, and electronic music. They are recognized for their introspective and thought-provoking lyrics, as well as their innovative production style. UnoDeuce has garnered a dedicated fanbase for their authenticity and creative approach to music. more »

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I'm that motherfucking guy
If you saying otherwise
Then you need to check your eyes
While you bump this shit on hundred in your ride
Cloudy skies, rain or shine, they won't wonder whether I
Was moving' mountains in my prime
Ain't no question bout who I influence
Never say I'm gonna try and do it
Just say I'mma do it
Do that shit then move on to the next until the climate ruined
Love this shit until the day I die
Don't ask if I'm into it
If I meet my match then I'mma strike 'em with the lighter fluid
Feel like Mike Tyson mixed with Sugar Ray and Tyson Fury
Every battle that I ever have in life
I'm fighting through it
Bob and weave my way around the verses then I write hook
Lines on college ruled was like the ropes
I put my might into it
Knock you out your mind
So divine how I be writing to a
Motherfucking beat brought by Brasco in his mama's Buick
I been rhyming cool since ramen noodles as a college student
Sayin watch my shoes since Lil Tunechi took that spot from Boosie
Military blues so fly
That's how I flew my father's coop
And moved to LA
Showed them goofies how the Carolina's hooping
I stopped drinking wine and IPAs to finally find my groove
I lost 100 pounds
Now bitches asking me how I am doing
Broke my foot I didn't miss a step
I kept on striding through it
Christmas time return to home a skinny boy in walking boot
Got so much attention from these bitches
I ain't talkin to em
Not because I'm flexing
Cause I'm nervous
Being honest truly
I flew back to LA
Got introduced to all kinda groupies
Forgot about my injury, I started hooping, I was stupid
Tore my fucking ACL, that made it hell, but I endured it
Doctor said that I could ride a bike
I started grinding soon
I lost another 10 pounds
Safe to say I'm on the move
I'm 18 months sober at the time I made this song for you
But if I hit 230 I might drink again, go off the booze
Just a little celebration
Trust me I told Walter too
That's my old addiction counselor
Thinks it's an awesome move
He knows I wanna learn moderation and be responsible
Going to Atlanta doing shit I never thought I'd do
Every W I took was nothing I was taught in school
But now I'm feeling anxious with relationships
I'm talkin to a broad or two and every interaction feels impossible
But I just got another therapist so I can talk it through
I'll conquer that just how I did with all my other obstacles
A challenge or a problem don't exist that I can't solve
And truth be told a single minute in my shoes
Would probably slaughter you
The oceans that I've parted and the valleys that I've walked into
Would make an atheist lock his hands and pray to a god or two
So I'mma give y'all amnesty, one day only, call a truce
Cuz if you come at me I'll turn your home to Nagasaki 2
Somebody else'll rap over your verses that's the honest truth
I'm Oppenheimer with the opps and hy-
Turn up the volume Dru
I'm Oppenheimer with the opps and hymens
How I bomb the two
And y'all are crying in your songs and whining
I don't buy it you are talking awful mighty
All inside that melancholy booth
I'll turn your rhymes into some dots and hyphens on the island dude
SOS
Y'all would puke tryna take my style and use it
Vile and putrid every verse I ever spit was toxic fumes
I pay for all my beats and f*ck 'em
So I say to all producers
If you wanna cop the Uno placement you're my prostitute
Y'all on the noose
I'm on the news for awful human contributions
Plans are never falling through
I got a new lease on life and saw it through
So y'all can stop the bullshit
Crossin me, a coffin's what you walk into
A lofted crucifix atop the tallest synagogue
Your noggin chopped in two
And nodding off while I have a ménage a trois
With a couple of prostitutes
And they never get holidays off except for the Hannukah brah
Cause they blowing my candle
What the f*ck are you talking about
Ahh

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