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[Phone ringing]

NCphail [answering]: Hallo?

Bittsteller [halting]: Hi Dennis, ich bin's

NCphail [pretending not to know who he is talking to]: Ääähh, Entschuldigung. Ich weiß gerade immer noch nicht, wer da ist. Bitte geben Sie mir ein paar Details

Bittsteller [very confused and almost overextended. He thought that this situation would be very easy to handle, but it seems like he is battling an opponent who is incredibly experienced in dark diplomacy. Well, he sees this as a chance to improve his skills, too. So he responds in a friendly and amused tone]: Simon, Mann

NCphail [surprised by this quick-witted reply. He thought that he could handle this situation by just being as ignorant as always, so his conversational partner would be awfully distracted and give up instantaneously. Well, he sees this as a chance to sharpen his skills even more. So he responds in a friendly and amused tone]: Welcher denn?

Bittsteller [asking himself if he may have overestimated his capacities for being patient and walking the thin line of coherent development of the conversation on the one hand but still letting the counterpart know that you are just playing along on the other hand. This gets even more difficult when you consider the fact that such dialogues invariably take place within The Dismal Fog of Uncertainty, since you may never know if the other one maybe really is just having a bad day, happens to have had some sort of accident recently or is confusing you with another person which he wants to keep at bay, so his reaction is not to be taken personally. Furthermore, he still sees a cool guy in NCphail. So he goes with it once more and stays calm and warm, sounding like a cheerful mom]: Hartwigsen

NCphail [now impressed by this cool attitude that the other guy is displaying throughout this whole sweaty verbal exchange. Originally, he wanted to use The Dismal Fog of Uncertainty to play tricks on Si, mon's mind. You should know that some persons grew up in this terrain. They don't just walk the thin line which has been described before, they rather create this line while they are walking. It surely can be compared with a spider spinning its web. One moment, they walk in one direction, but then they suddenly change it. This process can be repeated up to a few dozen times. The result is a web. The result is a trap. Better watch where you step. However, NCphail decides to thin out The Dismal Fog. So he answers with some honesty and an undertone that creates a welcoming atmosphere]: Ach so, sorry. Ja, Was geht?

Bittsteller [feeling some relief, now that the first step has been made with success. But now the next dilemma comes along, looming large over the fork that Si, mon sees himself confronted with right ahead; How much small talk shall he implement? To choose the way of straightforward revelation of his true intentions may destroy the thin ice on which he is treading right now. It surely can be pictured as the only thing that provides protection from The Mighty Black Sea of Calamity. A rude pounding may not only cause the ice to crack and let you fall into The Unforgiving Wondrous Waters of Indiscretion, but the riot also bears potential to attract The Ravening Malicious Marine Predators of Overreaction. Regardless of the fact that it would be morally wrong, NCphail could use the gruff behaviour as an excuse to make a leverage out of the thing Si, mon is asking for, simply to command respect. But the other side means to run the risk of going in too deep, which may lead into The Sinister Interminable Tunnel System of Vacuity. This gigantic entity also holds two threats; First, there is The Perplexing Vicious Vastness of Time Consumption. And with that, there secondly come along The Lurking Devious Dwellers of Indetermination. They bereave you of your purpose which you wanted to fulfill with the conversation, it gets lost because your grip on it gets more loose and loose during the wandering. But encouraged by the first success, Si, mon gets very brave and stomps. He stomps like a mammoth on the tender ice. He answers to the point, but still halting]: Ja du, ich hatte dir doch letztens die fünf Euro vorgestreckt, als wir abends unterwegs waren. Ist jetzt schon 'ne Weile her, und ich komme auch nicht so schnell mal wieder rum. Kannst du mir die überweisen?

NCphail [feeling kind of displeased by this impertinent change in this colloquy. In his case, there is no dilemma. He just feels The Nitpicking Voracious Vultures of Depletion hovering above his head, croaking incessantly. This noise annoys him so much that he sees no option but to drown it out by raising his voice distinctly]: Okay, ich meine, mich zu erinnern. Aber ich finde, dass du nach so einer langen Zeit anscheinend selbst keinen wirklichen Bedarf zu haben scheinst, sonst hättest du es ja schon früher angesprochen. Und mich deswegen direkt so anzugehen, geht gar nicht. So habe ich nicht wirklich Lust, dir das Geld zu geben. Normalerweise natürlich, aber vielleicht solltest du mal etwas Lehrgeld zahlen, um ein paar Konventionen zu verinnerlichen, was direkte verbale Interaktion und Respekt anbelangt. Nur weil das Geld mal in deinem Besitz gewesen ist, heißt das ja noch nicht, dass es dir generell gehört. Vielleicht hatte ich den Schein irgendwann vor dir auch schon einmal, habe ihn dann ausgegeben, und im Rahmen der heutigen Gesellschaft und ihren teilweise absurden Abläufen ist er über Umwege zu dir gelangt. Du hast dann davon profitiert, dass ich mir etwas Lebensnotwendiges kaufen musste. Und außerdem haben wir eh jeder über 20.000 Euro Schulden. Selbst wenn du irgendwann viel verdienen solltest, ändert das nichts an deinen Schulden. Was sollen die fünf Euro da für einen Unterschied machen? Tut mir leid, ich kann mit deiner Art nichts anfangen!

Bittsteller [realizing that he has still to learn to walk the thin line properly, and from creating his own lines, he is miles and miles away yet. He can't help but to threat with heavy weapons, still keeps a moderate tone]: Also, ich kann dir das jetzt auf die Schnelle auch nicht genau mit Logik erklären, aber ich fühle, dass das Geld mir zusteht. Und es gibt auch andere Leute, die daran glauben. Ich habe schon einmal mit Nick darüber gesprochen, und er findet, dass ich schon viel zu lange gewartet habe. Wenn du jetzt komplett zumachst, kann ich ihn ja mal zu dir schicken, damit er dir da weiterhilft

NCphail [senses this threat but also a winning feeling, because he has been able to annul his opponents arguments once again. He can't help but to spit spite like Sprite into the face of fear]: Oha. Redest du von Nick "dem Tapferen"? Dieser Typ ist nur ein Schatten seines Rufes. Scharren mit den Hufen, das kann der. Und manch einer lässt sich davon vielleicht beeindrucken. Aber das schlägt bei NC "dem Tougheren" fehl. Lass' ihn nur kommen, diesen Heiopei, diese Pappnase, diesen Gurkengünther! Was will er tun? Mich für fünf Euro angreifen? Und dann noch ohne haltbare Beweise? Pah! Lachen werde ich. Schon daran, dass er für fünf Euro diesen Weg auf sich nimmt, sieht man, in welcher Liga der eigentlich rangiert. Junge, Junge

Bittsteller [contemplating. He doesn't want to give in, but also sees some undeniable points in his opponent's argumentation. So he tries to take some pressure off the situation for Nick "den Tapferen"]: Bitte überleg' es dir noch einmal. Nicht, dass du etwas tust, was du später bereuen wirst. Ich schick' Big Dick Nick heute Abend zu dir, also bleib' bitte zu Hause und mach' ihm auf, er hat sowieso viel zu tun, und es wäre schade, wenn er umsonst käme. Außerdem hat er heute Geburtstag, vielleicht kannst du ihm ja etwas mit kochen, wenn du zu Abend isst. Aber sei zumindest nett

NCphail [can't believe the absurdity of what he just heard. Never in his life he heard someone talking so much bullshit. But he is torn between laughing out loud and respecting someone's birthday. Then, he has a sparking thought. He sees a way out, preserving his 

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