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Laura Elizabeth Dern (born February 10, 1967) is an American actress. She is the recipient of numerous accolades, including an Academy Award, a Primetime Emmy Award, a BAFTA Award, and five Golden Globe Awards. Born to actors Bruce Dern and Diane Ladd, Dern embarked on an acting career in the 1980s and rose to prominence for her performances in Mask (1985) and the David Lynch films Blue Velvet (1986) and Wild at Heart (1990). She received her first Academy Award nomination for her portrayal of the titular orphan in the drama film Rambling Rose (1991), and her first Golden Globe win for her performance in the television film Afterburn (1992). She achieved international recognition for her role as Ellie Sattler in Steven Spielberg's adventure film Jurassic Park… more »

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On them piano tonight we have the revered
Ira Soltry
And I hope tonight no one harasses the waitresses
I don't want to feel bad, so I don't want to scream

It's like if I scream I won't feel bad, so I don't want to feel bad
It's not like, I mean like I could scream, but it would just be like a bad emotional decision

FBI don't understand
If they say I'm to keep
The weapons straight out of my hand

Cars in colored cars
Black vans, cars in reds
I'm not taking no for an answer
Twenty packs
Sitting on a festoon
Can't change

Last time I ate turkey
Oh I was a lad
That's the best god damn mammal
I ever done had

How it tastes so fine
Even FBI don't understand
Faster
I can't go easy tonight
That's the best mammal
I ever had
That's the best memory
I just, um
Sometimes it's easier to just

Think about how things distributed beforehand, and then
Like say
That's the best god damn turkey
Cause like the music is playing, and then it's the way the music is playing

And then I forget how it's supposed to be sung
That's the best god damn turkey
That's the best god damn turkey
I'm back to where I was at in the beginning

It's got something
Is it working
Okay, so it needs to be
I took a second to play it

And it's not working
Okay, let's go
Okay
So as you see my turkey

He's got a lot of dice
Let's just peck out his eyes
And say it'd be a slice
It's bright

It's like me
It's a little bit more
It's a little bit more
Come on

Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Come on
Put on a mask
Eat a turkey
That's a bit much, huh

Okay, I gotta like shield the mic
I attempted to mask her face in the shower, but..
I don't know what happened
I attempted to de-mask

Okay
What
Maybe like tuna mayo instead
Turkey club

Tuna mayo
No, tuna mayo's four
You have like a d-d-d at some point
Four

D-L-T
That's kinda basic, though
I don't wanna scream at that
Huh

Well, I don't wanna scream in the dorm room
I didn't watch enough porn, so I was like..
No, I mean, we could just, like, if we..
For some reason..

This needs to be soundproof
Turkey club
Okay
This is me now holding a pop filter right in front of my mouth

Well, that's probably not good practice
The mic is so quiet
I'll be right here
Turkey club

Turkey club
Turkey club
Turkey club
Turkey club

Turkey club
Turkey club
Turkey club
Turkey club

Turkey club
What are we thinking
Yeah we really, well I don't know if we need like a sound proof room
But we definitely should have like the amp not next to the microphone

Turkey club
Is the fuzz working
Turkey club
Turkey club

Is the fuzz working
I doubt it works as well when I have to be this close
I gotta talk this way
Hello, how does it sound

We getting anything good
DJ on the mic
No, DJ on the DJ
What are we thinking

How's it sound
Not bad
No, I think that, I think, I think, I think we should add a part
But I think, I'm thinking that would be great

Like an A part, or a B part, or part of the thing, like that thing, or this thing
Turkey club
Turkey club
What

I'm curious
Well I think we're just like doing it wrong
Yeah, you gotta sing
Have a single one

Sing what
About the turkey club
Hm
About the turkey club

And I saw that turkey sitting there so deliciously
That I just couldn't help myself
And that's when I burst out in song and everyone started looking at me
And I went

Oh good turkey club
How I love you so
You're so delicious
I don't have any rhyme

But I sat down with you in my hands
And my life was complete
Turkey club
I don't even know what's in a club

I don't even know
Love
Let me hold something
Let me hold

Let me
Let me

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