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Grundog Skip

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This bloke right, he comes over to me and he says
Hey pal, u looking for a bit of trouble?
I say, mate, you've got coliflouwa hangin out your nose son
Lemme get it for ya
Anyway, to his disgust
I pulled a giant fucking slab of coliflawa out this cunt's nose
And wacked it straight in his open palm
I saw the fury build in th fuckers eyes
Right before he took one almighty swing at me
Well, this was the end of the line for this no-good piece of shit
I prompptly slung the cunt over me shoulda
And carries that no-good twat outside to the staircase
I thrusted a pink n blue polkadot tie round his neck
And snapped his stupid foot n shoved it between the railings
I thundercunted myself off the staircase
Strangling the ugly cunt to his ugly demise
Thats right folks
Thats why
You dont mess with the grundog
Nahh you ent nahh you ent
Other bloody day right?
I'm walkin outa wickes
No I'm not
I forgot
I got the wrong day!
I was stood at the kebab van right?
And I see this right cunt
He's lookin at me thinking
I could be avin a gasshans right now shout out to gasshans
(shoutout to gasshans)
He was outside kaner kebabs
Stupid cunt
And then he turns round, looks at me, gives me a right dirty look n I'm thinkin
Mate you've got nuthin better to do with your life you're stood outside kaner kebab
Its all gone wrong for ya
So I go up to him and I say
Im gonna give you 2 options to save ya life here
You can either, come with me
And ill take you down on a little walk down the rivva
N I'll tell you where you went wrong in your whole life
Or you can have me right fist n I'll kill ya now, job done, simple as
And you can go home, to your grave!
Yeah? Alright?
It's that easy!
So he doesn't make a choic cus he's pissed out of his mind so I say I'll make the choice for you ya little twat!
Take me right fist
Dramatically bring it back about 10 metres
And thrust it through his tiny little cardboard cunt skull
And he dies
It's really that easy
Alright so the other day I was strollin back from b&q
I bought a couple tool ya know a garden rake
A piece of lake
And a big ol plank o steel
Either way I was like f*ck! I need sommen to eat
So I popped down the old shop, what do they call it?
Uhh the tesos n get a meal deal
So I went in there, got me meal deal I was walkin to the checkout
Some bloke approaches me in the aisle n goes
Ive been hired to kill you mate
This is where you die! N he holds up a gun n points it at me
And I go f*ck off you cunt!
Grab his gun, twist it out of his hand n shoot him in the leg
He drops to one knee n he's like noooo!
And I kick his head off with a swif roundhouse kick in the middle of tesco
Fuckin hell, the mess I made mate
If there'd of been more people there would have been a fucking blood bath
If you're thinking about killing me mate
Think again!
Nah you dont mess with the grundog!
You don't hudduhbaadhdabg
Dont mess with the grundog

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