I’m Sorry I Wore a Dying Fetus T-Shirt to Your Baby's Gender Reveal Party

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Forgive me for I know not what I've done
I listen to slam, and it's made my brain dumb
Trust me, this aint no sick, twisted joke
Your nan saw the band name and started to choke
But on the bright side it could've been so much worse
It could have been my long sleeve of Butchered at Birth
Oh yeah, this could have been so much worse
It could have been the sweatshirt I bought from Aborted

A sartorial faux pas
A grave miscalculation of this party's dress code
Eyes like daggers are tearing through me
I grabbed the first shirt I could find. I'm sorry

I was lost
Adrift in a sea of blackened garments
Mindlessly reaching out into the darkness
I was lost
Adrift in a sea of blackened garments
Then finally, I found one
A shirt. From the wardrobe

Forgive me for I know not what I've done
If I would have realised, I wouldn't have come
Trust me, this was an honest mistake
I'm awfully sad to have spoiled the charade

But on the bright side it could've been so much worse
It could have been my zip-up from Decrepit Birth
Oh yeah, this could have been so much worse
It could have been my tank top from Infant Annihilator

I'm casting no aspersions
But I feel like I'm a burden
To this hollow act of vanity
That's driven by pure vacuity
I'm trying to act amicably
But the cynic deep within me screams
That this is nothing more than some self-indulgent narcissism

Subjected to revealing!
What have we done to suffer this?
Subjected to revealing!
Nothing but egregious piss

Hurry up and pop that balloon!
Pop it!