The Menu Song
Tom Lehrer
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You got soup? We got soup What kind of soup? All kinds of soup We got beet soup (That's a sweet soup) Then there's meat soup Parakeet soup Shredded wheat soup And concrete soup And the special today, dirty feet soup Dirty fee, hey, forget the soup, what else is on the menu? Sandwich, eh? You got sandwiches? We got sandwiches What kind of sandwiches? All kinds of sandwiches We got a ham sandwich Or a jam sandwich Leg of lamb sandwich Or a clam sandwich Alabam' sandwich (That's a yam sandwich) Or how about a telegram sandwich? That I gotta see, bring me a telegram sandwich Sorry, I can't bring it to you, you'll have to eat it over the phone Okay, forget the sandwich, what's next on the menu? Salad? You got salad? We got salad What kind of salad? All kinds of salad We got green salad Sardine salad Tangerine salad Magazine salad Jelly bean salad Blue jean salad And the special today,gasoline salad Gasoline salad? You gotta be kidding No, it's delicious, and every 6000 miles we change the oil in the dressing Never mind, I'll just have dessert, surely, you must have some simple dessert You got ice cream? We got ice cream What kind of ice cream? All kinds of ice cream We got plum and rum and bubblegum We got prune, balloon, and macaroon We got grape and ape and scotch tape We got lime and grime and choc'late slime Sasparilla Manzanilla Caterpilla' And of course plain old-fashioned gorilla What would you like? Never mind, I'll just go over to the laundromat and have a bowl of soap flakes
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