STEAL, SEAL, FUCK THEIR WIVES!

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Nick Romriell

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God, lately I'm obsessin' with flirtation
It's not enough, I need adulterous fornication
Please send down more inspired revelation
Ultimate power for the dopamine I'm chasin'
Joseph, my righteous son
I hear your prayer
I want you to be happy
I think it's time that I introduce you
To what people of the earth call
Polyandry
First, you've gotta find a woman that's attractive
Second, confirm that she's legally married
Third, make sure her less righteous lame-ass husband
Is incredibly distracted!
I'm gonna steal, seal, then f*ck their wives
Steal, seal, then f*ck their wives
I've been given the pass to sexual freedom
Cuz that's how God rolls in the Celestial Kingdom
Remember my son
This is sacred, not secret
(Right, very clever God)
You're restoring my plan
And becoming the sexual king of Nauvoo
It's time to send these gullible guys on spiritual business trips
So I can steal, seal, then f*ck their wives
Won't all these holy Mormon pussies feel so nice!
Steal, seal, then f*ck their wives
Steal, seal, then f*ck their wives
I've been given the pass to sexual freedom
Cuz that's how God rolls in the Celestial Kingdom
Time to fire up my cock
I've restored the best part of God's plan
(F*ck yeah!)
I'm ready to stick my beef stromboli into each and every
Loosened up Holy of Holies
(This is why you were born in the 1800's)
Now I'm the greatest religious man
I keep bangin' more women in this holy land
Forget about Emma, she's not horny like I am
No other prophet can do all this like I can
(I wouldn't underestimate Brother Brigham's dong Joe)
Welcome to my Zion (my Zion)
Where my fuckable wives keep multiplin' (multiplin')
(They're all yours Joe)
Hey, isn't it amazing? (so amazing)
That I built this all from lyin' (from lyin')
Welcome to my Zion
Where my dick always lives happily ever after
Hey Joe
The second season of Pedophile Porn Playhouse
Is out now
Why don't you stop by next weekend
For a totally, totally, for sure times infinity
Heterosexual snuggles and cuddles binge party
Drinks are on me
I could really use some guy time
It uh
It gets really hard Joe
After the one billionth wife
Ya know?
Well, you'll understand some day
They've just stopped seeing me for who I really am
What's so wrong anyways about
Being a strongly misogynistic
Jealous, sometimes irate
White skinned, long-haired man
Who occasionally kills women and children
Commits mass genocide
And curses humans with darker shades of skin color
When they don't show me enough
Blind obedience, attention, and praise!
What the f*ck's wrong with throwing
Random emotional tantrums
In the name of religious purity every now and again
Huh?
Tell me Joe!
Why do I always have to be such a
Perfect, just, and unchanging God all the fuckin' time?
(Sigh)
Anyways
Call me back when you have a minute

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