King of the Pissheads

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He's more insecure than a truck stop shitter
My man loves his piss and he's never been a quitter
With a pint or five, yeah, he's feelin' alright
They say he learned to sink piss when he went up the mines
They don't even card him at the Uni bar
Everyone can see he's a sad old fart
Who can't let go of his glory days past
That eighteen year old sure turned thirty-one fast
He should be king of nothing

But he's the King of the Pissheads
And his mates all want you dead
He's the King of the Pissheads
And he's never going to bed (Oi! Oi!)

He slaps his girlfriend on the arse
He doesn't pay by cash or card
Somehow that fucker still gets drunk too fast
He's got no money, got no class
With a jug and a jar, man, he's gonna go far
You don't know whether you should run or laugh
With a stain on his shirt and a dirty mustache
You can't even tell if it's liquor or barf
He should be king of nothing

But he's the King of the Pissheads
And his mates all want you dead
He's the King of the Pissheads
And he's never going to bed (Oi! Oi!)
Cause he's the King of the Pissheads
Pour a beer on his head (on his head!)
He's the King of the Pissheads
Is he passed out? Or is he dead?

Old mate gets shifty, dosed up on Bacardi
Young girls all run when he rocks up to the party
Watch out though mate, he's got eyes on your auntie
She knows how to pick 'em, her old man's in prison (Whoa!)
Is it a bug or a feature?
A tryst or a fixture?
All you know is mum says he's coming round at Easter
He's the nicest dinner guest kicked out of every RSL
Just go to hell
Just go to hell
He should be king of nothing

But he's the King of the Pissheads
And his mates all want you dead
He's the King of the Pissheads
And he's never going to bed (Oi! Oi!)
Cause he's the King of the Pissheads
Pour a beer on his head (on his head!)
He's the King of the Pissheads
Is he passed out? Or is he dead?

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