Uncle Ankle
Puppetbones
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That ol' geezer Uncle Ankle There he goes again Tellin' ya to get off his lawn or you'll be dead by 10 That ol' geezer Uncle Ankle Geriatric as can be Old, white, wrinkly motherfucker, anyone can see Down on Woodwind Avenue, many a story has been told 'Bout back in 1943, when an old house was sold Sold to a guy named Uncle Ankle, a young feller at the time Coffees costed just a nickel and beers were just a dime That ol' geezer Uncle Ankle There he goes again Tellin' ya to get off his lawn or you'll be dead by 10 That ol' geezer Uncle Ankle Geriatric as can be Old, white, wrinkly motherfucker, anyone can see Now, Uncle Ankle's got some anger issues, 'cause the poor guy's gettin' old His bones are a-snappin' and a-crackin' and a-poppin' and his heart is gettin' cold Just about anything'll piss him off, but if you're out there on his front yard He'll have smoke comin' outta his ears and he'll turn bright red, he'll be yellin' real hard That ol' geezer Uncle Ankle There he goes again Tellin' ya to get off his lawn or you'll be dead by 10 That ol' geezer Uncle Ankle Geriatric as can be Old, white, wrinkly motherfucker, anyone can see He's got glass bones and paper skin, and the dude's patience is paper thin But that ol' bastard's got ears like a monster, he can hear the drop of a pin Nary a lad's gotten near his house, his wrath is far too punishing Plus, he voted Trump in 2020, Ankle worships that guy like a king That ol' geezer Uncle Ankle There he goes again Tellin' ya to get off his lawn or you'll be dead by 10 That ol' geezer Uncle Ankle Geriatric as can be Old, white, wrinkly motherfucker, anyone can see That ol' geezer Uncle Ankle There he goes again Tellin' ya to get off his lawn or you'll be dead by 10 That ol' geezer Uncle Ankle Geriatric as can be Old, white, wrinkly motherfucker, anyone can see
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