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Jon McKenzie

Jon McKenzie is a performance theorist, media maker, and transdisciplinary researcher and teacher at Cornell University. He is founder of the StudioLab pedagogy and former director of DesignLab at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. McKenzie's main interests are in new media, performance theory, and the role of art and technology in cultural research, contemporary processes of globalization, and emerging forms of social activism. more »

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I didn't expect to be gone so long
So, in my absence you have got to be strong
I wish I could tell you that it's all ok
I wish I could tell you that it's all alright
But you wouldn't understand
Oh no
Coz you're a cat
You'll never know why I had to go away
You have no concept of a hospital stay
Much as I'd love to come straight home and play
I have to do as the doctors say
I'm missing home
But I feel less alone
When I get pictures of you on my phone
Now I'm not worried about your welfare
I know that you are being brilliantly cared for
But it kills me that I'm not there
I wonder how you'd act if you saw me in a wheelchair
When I return I may be sluggish
So forgive me if I'm rubbish
When I'm stuck on the sofa all day long
But things will improve
As I learn how to move
Before you know it we'll be back in our normal groove
You'll nestle on my chest
Purr loudly at my stroke
And when you've had enough
You'll punch me in the throat
Use my broken leg as a launch pad
But I won't get mad
No I can't be mad
Coz I'm home
You might be wary of my crutch
shy away from touch
But I bet you won't mind
When it's feeding time
At which point I'm screwed
Because you won't move
And your bowl is sat
directly between me and the loo
You'll wake me up each dawn
Like I was never gone
With surprisingly aggressive headbutts
Then you'll scream at me all evening
for no apparent reason
Have I committed some treason?
I guess you want attention
Or maybe a treat
I don't always know what you mean
I can't wait to be back
I'll take the good with the bad
To be the best cat dad
That I can

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