Oakland Nights

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The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island is an American comedy troupe composed of Akiva "Kiv" Schaffer, Jorma "Jorm" Taccone, and Andy Samberg, best known for their comedic music. Originally from Berkeley, California, the group is currently based in New York City. The group broke out due to their collective work from 2005–2011 on Saturday Night Live. Samberg and Schaffer continue to work at the show, with occasional input from Taccone, though Samberg announced at the end of the 37th season that he would not return to SNL. more »

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Step into my crib, everything smell like cool water
And if you're comin' to mine you know it's Drakkar Noir
Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather
I'm told the horse that it's from could run fast and far
Ooh, that shit is sexy
Tell the maitre'd at your booty to expect me
I'm solo and I'm flexin' but don't try to Soloflex me
Nordictrack all day

Squats in the living room, can I get a witness?
The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness
So take off your guess and let go of your stress
'Cause the classy shit is what comes next

Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
Change outta your own clothes
These athletic days, but oh, those
Oakland nights
Silk robes and kimonos
It's our pleasure to loan those
Pumps and pantsuits all day
All work, no play, no way
It's time for
Oakland nights, uh

In the bedroom, champagne on ice
I make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light
Your hair's crimped, all frizzy 'cause you frivolous
I feel like Macho Man and you my Miss Elizabeth
Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks
Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish
Drag your Libra thumbnails down my hairless chest
Now pull my sash, my body shakes like a leaf
Revealing the cloth of my cheetah-print briefs
And I love the way your high-cut thong make you butt long
Now take 'em off, but you know what to leave on

Silk robes and Kimonos
Silk robes and Kimonos
Peel off your pleated polos
These athletic days, but oh, those
Oakland nights
Silk robes and Kimonos
I pound the taiko drum in your dojo
Days in padded blazers
Filing papers, no more
It's time for
Oakland nights

Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
I'm a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono
You work hard days so you deserve the
Oakland nights
We're the Oakland Knights of the round table
Plus I'll take you out to pizza at the Round Table
Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland
But bring a change 'cause you can't wear your silk robe in

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