My Dad's Faster Than Your Dad
Edgy Productions
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Verse 1 My Dad’s faster than your dad, He’s a man who’s in his prime. He’ll set such a pace in the parents’ race, And he’ll win it in record time! ’Cause he is on a mission To be in pole position, To leave the other dads behind. And he’ll bust a gut To be first across the finish line! Verse 2 My Dad’s faster than your dad, He’s a man who’s at his peak. Well maybe of late he’s put on some weight, And his knees have begun to creak! Okay, he’s getting podgy, His back is kinda dodgy, But he is feeling far from weak, And beneath his clothes Well, he swears he’s got a fine physique! Verse 3 My Dad’s faster than your dad, ‘But,’ you ask, ‘how can that be?’ It’s not in him to join the local gym Yet he can ‘leg-it’ very fast indeed! Well, you see, the fact is he gets a lot of practice Trying to run for cover When he’s wound up my poor mother. ‘Cause fear of getting clobbered Makes him run at lightning speed!
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