Plastic Jesus
The Goldcoast Singers
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"This really has to be the last one Because this is a song that We don't have anything to follow it Because it's a real gasser This song is based on an incident A recent incident Maybe you've had the same experience Driving along a very busy street In the afternoon traffic With honking and screaming And scraping of fenders And the sweating and swearing And dust and noise and heat And you're just glued to the wheel And it's horrible And the honking And somebody's bumping into your bumper And then you look At the car next to you And the guy that's driving along next to you Is all cool and calm And he has an expression of Buddha-like serenity Plastered all over his face And you wonder why he is so serene And then, possibly, you look to his dashboard And there you see, glowing in the afternoon sunlight About a four inch high plastic icon That is apparently supplying this serenity to him Maybe this is how he heard about it And achieved this kind of satori Click" "Good morning, friends This is the Hour of Reckoning" Hello friends and neighbors How do you do? We're here to pick and sing And we hope we bring Some happiness to you "Hallelujah, friends and neighbors Here we are from Del Rio, Texas Every morning at five-thirty AM Brought to you by By the Pink and Pleasant Plastic Icon Company of Del Rio, Texas Every morning at five-thirty AM in the morning Hallelujah Friends, now we have word for you from our sponsor The Pink and Pleasant Plastic Icon Company of Del Rio, Texas Hallelujah I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as I got my plastic Jesus Glued to the dashboard of my car You can buy Him phosphorescent Glows in the dark He's pink and pleasant Take Him with you when you're travelling far "Hallelujah friends, yes, you, too, can own one For only a dollar and ninety-eight cents (no CODs, please) Del Rio, Texas Hallelujah, and friends, if you send in this week Two dollars and ninety-eight cents You'll get in addition To your Pink and Pleasant Plastic Icon You'll get a genuine, stimulated Pink, Plastic Baby Jesus Television Light For your television set With a halo that glows and rotates Easing eye-strain And bringing in better reception And friends (no CODs, please) And friends, if you do send in for this This week, without fail And put in fifty cents extra for stamps Hallelujah, you, friends, will receive Every day next week a different A different member of the Holy Family With a halo that glows and rotates A television light antenna Imagine, friends, the envy of your neighbors When they come in to watch Mitch Miller at your house And they see the entire Holy Family Sitting on top of your television set With their halos glowing and rotating Easing eye-strain And bringing in better reception Friends and neighbors, hallelujah What better place for a family altar Than the top of your television set?" You can buy a sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a Pedestal of abalone shell Goin' ninety, I'm not wary 'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary Guaranteeing I won't go to hell "All together now" I don't care if it rains or freezes As long as I got my plastic Jesus Glued to the dashboard of my "Click"
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Written by: Ed Rush, George Cromarty
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