The Frog Song
Nicholas John
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I was walking through the forest just a bit down on my luck My smokes had fallen through the hole in my pocket And the bossman he laid me off last week When I seen something hopping right by a tree What could it be? I found an old frog I found an old frog Sitting on a log I found an old frog He hopped up the tree quite gracefully he said Mister do you have a lighter for me? I said Mister Frog now I got a light but I lost my smokes and would you mind If I take a toke of whatever you go what are you smoking tobacco or pot? The frog said I don't smoke no cigarettes it gives me the hiccups and a heavy chest And I don't smoke no reefer too this right here's just a little bit of K2 So me and the frog well we lit it up and then we huffed and puffed until we coughed up blood And then we huffed and puffed and we huffed some more Rolling 'round laughing on the forest floor Well I found an old frog I found an old frog Lying on the log with the old frog I said Mister Frog a penny for your thoughts He said 9/11 was a government plot I said Mister Frog now I don't agree this is the land of the brave and the home of the free Now I'm not a huge fan of Uncle Sam but I can't believe he'd attack his own land So the frog he borrowed by iPhone and pulled up a picture of an army drone Doing loopty loops around Ground Zero I said Mister Frog that's just a UFO he said What's it doing on that day at that time in that place I said Mister Frog I think you smoked too much he said Aw shit we're just getting started I found an old frog I found an old frog I used to have a job now I got a frog I found an old frog I found an old frog Doing funny drugs with the old frog So the frog he hopped up in my hand he said Lick my back taste my glands So I licked him twice and then I started to see the forest turn into a old prairie With golden fields and silver skies purple clouds above my eyes But the soil beneath my feet was tar my shoes got stuck I couldn't walk too far And then all 'round me started to rise oil derricks for miles and miles Helicopters patrolled the skies I seen a barbed wire fence 'bout fifty feet high I seen a passenger pigeon flying by I spit on the ground and he shit in my eye I said Mister Frog you gotta make this stop he said Lick my ass kiss my hocks So I licked him twice and then the forest returned The frog asked me what have you learned I said Mister Frog now I've seen the past the present the future and I know at last Mister Gas Company controls what I see and he's in bed with Lady Liberty So let's kick back their sheets and go do something about it Ride around town in a truck and we'll shout it We can tell the folks the truth and we'll do it our way Well Mister Frog what do you say? But the frog was real quiet he just pointed to the skies Pointed at a drone about fifty feet high flying low and slow right above the tree line The frog tossed me back my phone he shouted HEY UP THERE THAT'S HIS IT AIN'T MINE You see now Uncle Sam he didn't think it too clever that my search said Building Seven so the drone scooped me up to Guantanamo Bay That's where I'm now and that's where I'll stay Now I hope you all enjoyed this little tale of mine And I hope you learned something if you didn't it's fine But if there is one lesson you can find in this song Never take no drugs from any fucking frog I found an old frog I found an old frog I used to have a job now I got a frog I found an old frog I found an old frog Man I wish I never found that motherfucking frog
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