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Todd Daniel Snider (born October 11, 1966 in Portland, Oregon) is an American singer-songwriter with a musical style that combines Americana, alt-country, and folk. more »

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GOOD EVENING FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS 
OR SHALL IS SAY THIS AFTER NOON?

IT WOULD BEHOOVE ME AUDACIOUSLY 
AT THIS JUNCTURE IN OUR COMPILATION 
TO OFFICIALLY DECLARE THIS CONGREGATION
THE SINGLE LARGEST AMALGAMATION 
OF ANY ONE PARTICULAR NATION'S 
POPULATION TO EVER RECEIVE AN INVITATION 
TO A SITUATION OF SUCH ENDURING MAGNITUDE
FORTHWITH AND NOTWITHSTANDING 
ANY MISUNDERSTOOD GRANDSTANDING 
AS IT WOULD PERTAIN TO THE EXPANSION
OF OUR NATIONAL TANTRUM 
IN SUCH A GRAND AND OR IRRATIONAL FASHION 
THAT I WOULD IMPLORE YOU TO EXPLORE
A MORE TANGIBLE INTERPRETATION 
OF OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM THE LIKES OF WHICH 
WE COULD PLAUSIBLY TAKE PLATINUM
IF YOU WOULD TURN WITH ME IN YOUR HYMNALS 
TO THE BOOK OF VERBATIM, OF BOTHERATIONS AD NAUSEAM 
AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT? 								

AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT  
AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT
AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT  
AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT

WHEN YOU ALLOW GOOD MEN TO DIE FOR YOUR FREEDOM
ONLY LATER TO RECALL THEM AS HAVING FOUGHT FOR YOUR FLAG
THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT

HENCEFORTH, FOURSCORE AND WAY TO MANY MORE YEARS 
BEFORE THE LAST FIRST RESPONDER EVER FORGOT 
TO REMEMBER SEVEN ELEVEN UNTOWARD 
A MORE PERFECT REUNION OF OUR MOST EFFERVESCENT ENDEAVOR 
TO LINGER HERE FOREVER WITH OR WITHOUT 
THE EXPRESSED WRITTEN CONSENT 
OF ANY NATIONALLY RESENTED SOFTBALL LEAGUES 
BEST POLITICALLY MOTIVATED PRE-CONDITIONED INTENTIONS			
TO LURE YOUR CHILDREN AWAY FROM THESE LIVES OF CRIME 
THAT THEY ARE LEADING OUT ON THESE STREETS 
AND LEAD THEM TO LIVES OF CRIME THAT WOULD TAKE PLACE INDOORS  
LIVES OF COLLUSION THE LIKES OF WHICH 
THIS WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE
DEPENDING ON WHAT YOUR DEFINITION OF THE WORD IS IS  
AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT?

AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT 
AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT 
AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT 
AIN'T THAT SOME  BULLSHIT
I SAY READ MY LIPS AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY TAXES,
AND BY THAT I MEANT TO SAY THAT IF I AM ELECTED 
I NEVER SAID ANY OF THAT SHIT

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